Merciless Grimmly (👻sPoOpY mOdE👹)
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The truth is that the happiest day of my life is not the day I had the most sex or got the most high or the day I experienced the highest volume of chemical reactions associated with happiness, it was the day when I realized that I was spiritually prepared to accept happiness and be worthy of it.
mercygrimm.bsky.social
The secret to the Beemasters is just standing directly below them and hitting straight up, you can effortlessly hop over the single bee he's sending at you. By wall jumping into him your jumping right into the path of his bees.
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Tamoor what's your FOXDIE handle? Gamer Jackal? Edit Rhino?
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Anna Megill down south?? Aww shucks Hon, hope you had some hush puppies while you were down yon parts (we don't really talk like this lol)
mercygrimm.bsky.social
I think Expedition 33 deserves GOTY because I think it takes a very big swing and asks its audience to really sit with their choices and think about what they did to arrive at them and that small level of introspection genuinely drove some people insane. They were not prepared to think.
unormal.bsky.social
expedition 33 is about how you should stop playing video games because its stupid
mercygrimm.bsky.social
My favorite genre of #Silksong post is easily the overconfident game journalists posting "uh Actually Silksong is EASY??? I am killing EVERYONE on my first try???" followed by "ok I just got further than five hours into the game and now everything is agony and every fight is unfair and I can't jump"
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Nobel you are smart are jacked and a good cook. You could move to lots of places. Any interest in Prague or Spain? Or even just like a different part of Germany? You could be the biggest gaming influencer in Düsseldorf!
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Is this a UK thing? I've been playing Diablo for like 30 years and like very active in the communities/forums/trading and no one ever refers to any of them as Hack n Slash. Here in the US that means like the original god of war games, heavenly blade, Dante's Inferno etc.
mercygrimm.bsky.social
#trigunstargaze you have got to be SHITTING me. This is basically fatphobic lol. You yassified... MILLIE? Millie Thomson, the farm girl in a raincoat who towers over Wolfwood and looks Vash in the eyes? What the FUCK 🤮
mercygrimm.bsky.social
After investigating the artist's art station and Instagram I am left to conclude that this is NOT AI art, which means that a human mind conceptualized "inedible liquid nightmare pizza" and painted it in oils, which honestly makes how disgusting and gloopy this looks even worse. #mtgxtmnt
mercygrimm.bsky.social
30 seconds of Scryfall indicates that there are absolutely no rules block to block for Affinity or how to format any version of it, they literally have cards with every possible variation of these words lmao
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Am I dumb? Why isn't this templated as "Affinity for Creatures"?
mercygrimm.bsky.social
We waited 6 months before we THOUGHT about spoiling the ending of Expedition 33 in headlines, why are we doing this less than two weeks after Hades II?
mercygrimm.bsky.social
As a former meth addict, looking at Peter Thiel literally activates the junkie part of my brain. He is the most visibly "on meth" guy of all time. Elon Musk just reminds me of ketamine, looking at Theil actually makes me feel high.
dennycarter.bsky.social
peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs
peter thiel looking sweaty as usual
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Speaking for myself, "Guns of Fury" is the most placeholder-ass "we will come up with a better name later" title ever, guaranteed I'd never given it a thought without you!
mercygrimm.bsky.social
The craziest thing, the absolute craziest thing... is that his movies all fucking suck!
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Greeting every pair of twins from now on with "oh neat, which of you is evil and which of you is gay?"
mercygrimm.bsky.social
If you don't eat street food you are a diaper baby, straight up
mercygrimm.bsky.social
It's probably good that every single M:tG content creator across every format is making videos about how there are too many products and UB is ruining magic. Probably indicative of a great time to be playing the game.
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listenerart.bsky.social
I got to make a stained glass @onionbug.bsky.social and it was the most fun I’ve ever had in my whole life. I peaked at dumpster rainbow fs.
mercygrimm.bsky.social
WHY IS THIS NOT NINJITSU I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING INSANE
starcitygames.bsky.social
The Sneak mechanic sure looks familiar! 🤣

#MTGxTMNT
mercygrimm.bsky.social
Arguably the most boring possible design. Struggling to think of a card that feels more "eh, Turtle Ninja Typal? Easy!"

This couldn't have taken more than 20 minutes between drafting the idea and finalizing the numbers
mercygrimm.bsky.social
The first game like Fortnite or Call of Duty to go full adult with skins of all our favorite gooner e-girls and porn stars is gonna make so much money they'll have to invent a new number.