Yerp
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I wish I were a rat in the New York City subway system because then I could run everyday.
Monster Energy Zero Ultra is what I’d want my cum to taste like.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Monster Energy Zero Ultra is what I’d want my cum to taste like.
I think the goal in life is to scroll to the bottom of Instagram reels.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think the goal in life is to scroll to the bottom of Instagram reels.
Almost said something to her today (I’m actually going insane)
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Almost said something to her today (I’m actually going insane)
A 3D skirt can become a 1D thread.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A 3D skirt can become a 1D thread.
I’m sorry lady but you’re too pretty to talk to.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m sorry lady but you’re too pretty to talk to.
I'm so emotionally blue balled right now it's crazy
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm so emotionally blue balled right now it's crazy
Fuck the fact that the universe hasn’t forced me into situations where I actually talk to this girl I’m crushing on so bad rn
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fuck the fact that the universe hasn’t forced me into situations where I actually talk to this girl I’m crushing on so bad rn
How do you even make friends anymore what the fuck like I can’t talk to anyone without coming across as a weirdo fucking creep
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How do you even make friends anymore what the fuck like I can’t talk to anyone without coming across as a weirdo fucking creep
You know how sometimes you end up accidentally stalking someone but then feel weird about it later? Yeah, me neither. (nov 6, 2025)
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You know how sometimes you end up accidentally stalking someone but then feel weird about it later? Yeah, me neither. (nov 6, 2025)
My biggest irrational fear is to wake up one day and not be crushed by the weight of the music I listen to. (nov 5, 2025)
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My biggest irrational fear is to wake up one day and not be crushed by the weight of the music I listen to. (nov 5, 2025)
I went on a really romantic evening walk recently (I was by myself). (nov 2, 2025)
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I went on a really romantic evening walk recently (I was by myself). (nov 2, 2025)
Are you a glass half-full or glass half-empty person? I’m more of a "my glass half-full of your pee" kind-of guy myself. (oct 20, 2025)
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Are you a glass half-full or glass half-empty person? I’m more of a "my glass half-full of your pee" kind-of guy myself. (oct 20, 2025)
I wish a goth girl would take control of my life for me. (oct 18, 2025)
October 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I wish a goth girl would take control of my life for me. (oct 18, 2025)
My doors remain reticent, carefully guarded, boarded up and unwelcoming. (feb 20, 2025)
February 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My doors remain reticent, carefully guarded, boarded up and unwelcoming. (feb 20, 2025)
I was in a speeding autorickshaw this morning and there was this insanely pretty girl walking along the road and we made eye contact for what felt like quite a while for a speeding autorickshaw and I will think about this. (jul 1, 2024)
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was in a speeding autorickshaw this morning and there was this insanely pretty girl walking along the road and we made eye contact for what felt like quite a while for a speeding autorickshaw and I will think about this. (jul 1, 2024)
What do I live for? Uncertainty and dread. Whom do I live for? Deranged general principle. (feb 16, 2025)
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What do I live for? Uncertainty and dread. Whom do I live for? Deranged general principle. (feb 16, 2025)
No one will ever see you for who you are. (feb 15, 2025)
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
No one will ever see you for who you are. (feb 15, 2025)
Feeling tired much of the time
Too little chance to enjoy art or music
Not enough time for recreation
Worrying about unimportant things
Moodiness
Nervousness
Living in an inconvenient location
Lacking privacy in living quarters
Wanting more worthwhile discussion
Too little chance to enjoy art or music
Not enough time for recreation
Worrying about unimportant things
Moodiness
Nervousness
Living in an inconvenient location
Lacking privacy in living quarters
Wanting more worthwhile discussion
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Feeling tired much of the time
Too little chance to enjoy art or music
Not enough time for recreation
Worrying about unimportant things
Moodiness
Nervousness
Living in an inconvenient location
Lacking privacy in living quarters
Wanting more worthwhile discussion
Too little chance to enjoy art or music
Not enough time for recreation
Worrying about unimportant things
Moodiness
Nervousness
Living in an inconvenient location
Lacking privacy in living quarters
Wanting more worthwhile discussion
I wish I could just cry it all out but this well never seems to run dry. (feb 2, 2025)
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wish I could just cry it all out but this well never seems to run dry. (feb 2, 2025)
"Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet I want them all. Is that irony?"
- George Costanza (S2, Ep. 10, Seinfeld) (jan 18, 2025)
- George Costanza (S2, Ep. 10, Seinfeld) (jan 18, 2025)
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet I want them all. Is that irony?"
- George Costanza (S2, Ep. 10, Seinfeld) (jan 18, 2025)
- George Costanza (S2, Ep. 10, Seinfeld) (jan 18, 2025)
I would whore myself out for her every moment (jan 13, 2025)
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I would whore myself out for her every moment (jan 13, 2025)
I think success in life is sitting down with a girl and showing her all the pictures of yourself as a child from the family photo album (dec 24, 2024)
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think success in life is sitting down with a girl and showing her all the pictures of yourself as a child from the family photo album (dec 24, 2024)
There was a billboard with a model who looked a lot like a girl I had a crush on it but they’ve taken it down and it makes me very sad (dec 22, 2024)
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There was a billboard with a model who looked a lot like a girl I had a crush on it but they’ve taken it down and it makes me very sad (dec 22, 2024)
Elderflower tonic water perfectly captures everything I’m looking for in a girlfriend (dec 17, 2024)
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Elderflower tonic water perfectly captures everything I’m looking for in a girlfriend (dec 17, 2024)
A beach of freezing water on a moonless night, and still I wake. (dec 13, 2024)
February 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A beach of freezing water on a moonless night, and still I wake. (dec 13, 2024)