Happy holidays
I'm gonna invent fireworks that don't scare dogs but do scare veterans
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy holidays
Democrats will never save u but chile relleno might
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Democrats will never save u but chile relleno might
I'm gonna jack off so much when John Fetterman kills himself in a car crash next month
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm gonna jack off so much when John Fetterman kills himself in a car crash next month
Baby demands bottle, gets bottle, immediately falls asleep. Little bastard
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Baby demands bottle, gets bottle, immediately falls asleep. Little bastard
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Impact play is weak as fuck. Hit me with your car
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Impact play is weak as fuck. Hit me with your car
Reposted by Milf E 🏳️⚧️
"Don't you worry about your online footprint" NO I'm much worse in real life
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Don't you worry about your online footprint" NO I'm much worse in real life
Me after eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge: One day they're gonna retell this exact story but we're all vegetables for some reason
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me after eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge: One day they're gonna retell this exact story but we're all vegetables for some reason
If I ate fruit from the tree of knowledge I'd know that being naked in a garden is cool as hell
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If I ate fruit from the tree of knowledge I'd know that being naked in a garden is cool as hell
Chaser Adam giving up his dick to create tgirl eve
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Chaser Adam giving up his dick to create tgirl eve
God giving Adam an extra rib causes an overflow error that spawns infinite eves until the server crashes and you can noclip to heaven
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
God giving Adam an extra rib causes an overflow error that spawns infinite eves until the server crashes and you can noclip to heaven
Got fired from Wendy's bc I wouldn't stop saying "French fried potatoes" like billy bob thornton in sling blade 😢
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Got fired from Wendy's bc I wouldn't stop saying "French fried potatoes" like billy bob thornton in sling blade 😢
I'm so fucking tired I feel like I'm straight up dying
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm so fucking tired I feel like I'm straight up dying
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okay, so, i'm in big trouble 😰
i'm going to lose my room if i do not pay the rent by tonight.
please help me to get to $710 - no matter how small the contribution 🙏🏽
remember that i'm literally staying here by grace bc i've been evicted twice so its difficult to find anyone willing to let to me
i'm going to lose my room if i do not pay the rent by tonight.
please help me to get to $710 - no matter how small the contribution 🙏🏽
remember that i'm literally staying here by grace bc i've been evicted twice so its difficult to find anyone willing to let to me
my current needs are:
$100 to get home and for food
$710 for rent
$95 for utilities (my roommates were covering for me for a while, but they really can't do it anymore- i hate that i put them in that position 💔)
$430 (literally the final stretch) to pay for radiation therapy)
that's $1335 🥹
$100 to get home and for food
$710 for rent
$95 for utilities (my roommates were covering for me for a while, but they really can't do it anymore- i hate that i put them in that position 💔)
$430 (literally the final stretch) to pay for radiation therapy)
that's $1335 🥹
hey friends,
please help me out to get home from the hospital & to get food?
i'll need +/- $100 or so for both 🙏🏽
please?
i also haven't paid rent bc i had to use that money to pay the minimum on my medical bill repayment (so that i could get access to care this week)
paypal.me/thelongestroad
please help me out to get home from the hospital & to get food?
i'll need +/- $100 or so for both 🙏🏽
please?
i also haven't paid rent bc i had to use that money to pay the minimum on my medical bill repayment (so that i could get access to care this week)
paypal.me/thelongestroad
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
okay, so, i'm in big trouble 😰
i'm going to lose my room if i do not pay the rent by tonight.
please help me to get to $710 - no matter how small the contribution 🙏🏽
remember that i'm literally staying here by grace bc i've been evicted twice so its difficult to find anyone willing to let to me
i'm going to lose my room if i do not pay the rent by tonight.
please help me to get to $710 - no matter how small the contribution 🙏🏽
remember that i'm literally staying here by grace bc i've been evicted twice so its difficult to find anyone willing to let to me
I'm gonna be the only woman at my friend's bachelor weekend and istg all his guy friends are coming home pregnant
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm gonna be the only woman at my friend's bachelor weekend and istg all his guy friends are coming home pregnant
Walking around w ur phone in ur back pocket is an underrated aspect of womanhood I love it sm
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Walking around w ur phone in ur back pocket is an underrated aspect of womanhood I love it sm
Writing in Zohran bc I hate Corey O'Connors bitch ass
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Writing in Zohran bc I hate Corey O'Connors bitch ass
Prize downgraded bc this place sucks now but Cheney is still dead!
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Prize downgraded bc this place sucks now but Cheney is still dead!
"Don't you worry about your online footprint" NO I'm much worse in real life
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Don't you worry about your online footprint" NO I'm much worse in real life
First day back at work and I miss my wife and baby so much :(
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
First day back at work and I miss my wife and baby so much :(
My 5 year plan is to have a boyfriend who's so much younger than me that it's borderline distasteful. Also farm collectivization and increased steel production
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My 5 year plan is to have a boyfriend who's so much younger than me that it's borderline distasteful. Also farm collectivization and increased steel production
Reposting bc it's Halloween and I'm actually a milf now
Anyone here's the milf carton and its nutrition facts. A ton of ppl took pictures and I hope I find some online
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposting bc it's Halloween and I'm actually a milf now
Considering getting my prince albert redone bc my dick doesn't work anyway
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Considering getting my prince albert redone bc my dick doesn't work anyway
I love my baby so much but I will never do this again lol I'm so tired all the time
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love my baby so much but I will never do this again lol I'm so tired all the time
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chuffed.org/project/1531... mohammed needs emergency surgery for the tumor growing in his right eye and much of his head! furthermore, the family is malnourished! donate what you can if you can as much as you can, and if you can't donate, share and boost with those who can donate!
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
chuffed.org/project/1531... mohammed needs emergency surgery for the tumor growing in his right eye and much of his head! furthermore, the family is malnourished! donate what you can if you can as much as you can, and if you can't donate, share and boost with those who can donate!