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Michael Hayden
@mhayden42.bsky.social
cautiously pessimistic
Being a dick on the Internet 20 hours a day does not make you a radical, it makes you a dick.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A lot of people have never had the experience of buying an album they were excited for, being disappointed at first but listening to it until it grows on you because you could only afford 1 cd that pay period and it shows.
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Our band stands firmly against capitalism and consumerism which is why for Black Friday all merch is now 30% off with free shipping on orders over $50.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We’re so doomed as a species.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I ordered a Police “Synchronicity” Tshirt and I keep getting notifications like “THE POLICE ARE PROCESSING YOUR ORDER” and it’s hilarious.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The music industry will never improve as long as there are musicians willing to step over a body for ten seconds of fame. And there are so so so many.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Stop being rude.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A good rule of thumb is if someone is selling any kind of “ancient wisdom” it’s probably neither ancient or wisdom.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Alien franchise was better when it was about scary shit is space.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s because he’s a classic internet bully that acts tough until the person he was trashing is standing in front of him, then he folds like a chair every time.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hustle culture has done more damage to music than any streaming service.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
RIP Zeddicus, you were the fiercest and I’ll miss you forever. Absolutely devastated.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I for one am shocked that a guy who has never demonstrated even the tiniest amount of moral decency turned out to be a bad guy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reposted by Michael Hayden
Bluesky is thriving, I can tell bc I logged on and was instantly annoyed
November 11, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Online “communities” suck the joy out of everything.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Here’s some music I made 15 years ago that still means a lot to me. It’s free but it’s not on streaming services.

sleeplady.bandcamp.com/album/fighti...
Fighting For The Year, by Sleep Lady
5 track album
sleeplady.bandcamp.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There’s a lot to dislike about me but I’ve never asked anyone to like and subscribe.
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Remember when people just enjoyed things? That was better than whatever the hell is going on now.
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s pretty fun to look back at your life and see all the points where not being an asshole made it demonstrably worse. I guess at least I wasn’t an asshole. Anyway, here’s one of my dogs who has no problem being an asshole.
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Rush is one of my all time favorites and I was really looking forward to taking my son to see them but those ticket prices are batshit.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
These are only unprecedented times if you’ve never read pretty much any history book.
October 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is the golden age for truly stupid band names.
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There is only 1 thing that every single shooting has in common.
September 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“War ravaged Portland” is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pretty sure the only thing the internet is good for anymore is buying plane tickets.
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM