Mr. Bizz
@michael-bizzaro.bsky.social
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“Heart and Soul” and “Hallelujah” (Cohen version)
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Heart and Soul” and “Hallelujah” (Cohen version)
Every time Murphy went on last year I was waiting for multiple egregious errors. He always looked ferried when the ball came his way. IMO he should not see the field at all.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Every time Murphy went on last year I was waiting for multiple egregious errors. He always looked ferried when the ball came his way. IMO he should not see the field at all.
Love this move. Chi gets Lewandowski and Rapids get a lot of stacks of high society. Lining up a big MLS player in the back line?
Inbox: Colorado Rapids have sent two International Roster Slots to Chicago Fire for $850K in GAM. $600K in 2026, $250K in 2027. This is a league record GAM cost for an INT Slot. Rapids get more GAM but also limits further international signings unless a player is getting a Green Card.
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Love this move. Chi gets Lewandowski and Rapids get a lot of stacks of high society. Lining up a big MLS player in the back line?
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Every time he shoots it won’t be on target.
January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Every time he shoots it won’t be on target.
Not a Q but this is so baffling we need a Rapids specific term for it. How about: “Smith just made/did a reallllllllly big Kroenke.”
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Not a Q but this is so baffling we need a Rapids specific term for it. How about: “Smith just made/did a reallllllllly big Kroenke.”
He’s right, you know.
There is only one side journalists should lean towards. It's not to the left, right, or moderates. It's the side of facts and calling out BS to whomever denies them.
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
He’s right, you know.
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If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If Democrats haven't announced their proposal for the Donald Trump No Guns in Public bill by the end of the day, they're missing an easy shot
If you can’t drive in the snow, don’t.
January 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If you can’t drive in the snow, don’t.
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This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
This is the way.
Dear Dems:
Write a bill that abolishes ICE
and gives all that money to fund universal childcare and expanded Pell grants for college.
Write a bill that abolishes ICE
and gives all that money to fund universal childcare and expanded Pell grants for college.
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This is the way.
Shumer/Jeffries: we can’t risk getting behind #AbolishICE because we’d be seen as anti-law enforcement
GOP rep: it’s the cops’ fault our supporters beat the shit out of them
GOP rep: it’s the cops’ fault our supporters beat the shit out of them
January 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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TROY NEHLS (R–TX): “The fault [for January 6] does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with Yogananda Pittman and the U.S. Capitol leadership team. We know, we know, they had the intelligence—”
MICHAEL FANONE: *coughs* “Go fuck yourself.” *cough*
MICHAEL FANONE: *coughs* “Go fuck yourself.” *cough*
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
TROY NEHLS (R–TX): “The fault [for January 6] does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with Yogananda Pittman and the U.S. Capitol leadership team. We know, we know, they had the intelligence—”
MICHAEL FANONE: *coughs* “Go fuck yourself.” *cough*
MICHAEL FANONE: *coughs* “Go fuck yourself.” *cough*
Do you have sources on funding and the correlation to registered voters?
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Do you have sources on funding and the correlation to registered voters?
I’m talking about the moron vote.
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I’m talking about the moron vote.
94% of registered republicans voted for Trump in 2024.
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
94% of registered republicans voted for Trump in 2024.
Very nicely done! Great insight.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Very nicely done! Great insight.
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All the pundits who were outraged at kids missing school in the early days of the COVID pandemic are welcome to speak up ANY TIME NOW
I talked to the principal at my kids' middle school yesterday, and he said about 30% of kids have not been showing up. Hard to fathom the academic and mental health impact this is having on kids, parents and teachers.
As ICE targets Twin Cities schools & bus stops, even citizens keep kids home - MinnPost
Fear, anger and chaos as classrooms empty out, distance learning fails, student mental health suffers and teachers struggle.
www.minnpost.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
All the pundits who were outraged at kids missing school in the early days of the COVID pandemic are welcome to speak up ANY TIME NOW
Or we could invest in schools so that aren’t as many morons out there voting for a narcissistic, fascistic, kid-raping deplorable to be our president.
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Or we could invest in schools so that aren’t as many morons out there voting for a narcissistic, fascistic, kid-raping deplorable to be our president.
Better get familiar with stand your ground laws in your state.
Federal immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to forcibly enter people’s homes without a judge’s warrant, according to an internal ICE memo obtained by The Associated Press. apnews.com/article/ice-...
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
apnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Better get familiar with stand your ground laws in your state.
“Thus, clearly, the number of atoms of any type is infinite; and hence all needs are met.”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42 and post the second sentence.
“Their misguided and ultimately suicidal plot collapsed from within.”
Indeed.
“Their misguided and ultimately suicidal plot collapsed from within.”
Indeed.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42 and post the second sentence.
"The pope's son was not only a guttersnipe; he was also one of history's great spendthrifts."
"The pope's son was not only a guttersnipe; he was also one of history's great spendthrifts."
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“Thus, clearly, the number of atoms of any type is infinite; and hence all needs are met.”
Remember watching this live and going bananas.
4 years ago today: Steven Bergwijn scored a stoppage time brace to rescue all 3 points vs Leicester City
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Remember watching this live and going bananas.