Michael Honer
@michaelhoner.bsky.social
Hello! Be at peace, work hard. Find humor, kindness, and grace. I’m a Great Lakes Stater! 🍂🦃🏈
Can I qualify for a 50-year mortgage if it’s obvious I got like 25 more years on Earth, tops?
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can I qualify for a 50-year mortgage if it’s obvious I got like 25 more years on Earth, tops?
I don’t think it’s as obviously bad as the Titans firing Vrabel was, but I think the Giants made a big mistake. It’s a pipe dream, but I’d be ecstatic if Dan Campbell could somehow mix Daboll into his staff. I think he’d be an invaluable addition. #NFL
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I don’t think it’s as obviously bad as the Titans firing Vrabel was, but I think the Giants made a big mistake. It’s a pipe dream, but I’d be ecstatic if Dan Campbell could somehow mix Daboll into his staff. I think he’d be an invaluable addition. #NFL
Jordan Love’s performance level game-to-game ranges from All-Pro to decent backup. Which in my mind weirdly gives the Packers an automatic puncher’s chance at the Supe.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Jordan Love’s performance level game-to-game ranges from All-Pro to decent backup. Which in my mind weirdly gives the Packers an automatic puncher’s chance at the Supe.
I love gadgets (not at, like, the Vision Pro level, but more than a dilettante). This remains my favorite one so far in life. The clip was utter genius to me. I had ~12 podcasts that I would sync and listen to religiously. Also, I was young! c8.alamy.com/comp/BXR5GP/...
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I love gadgets (not at, like, the Vision Pro level, but more than a dilettante). This remains my favorite one so far in life. The clip was utter genius to me. I had ~12 podcasts that I would sync and listen to religiously. Also, I was young! c8.alamy.com/comp/BXR5GP/...
The nano with the built-in clip was my favorite. The tall, skinny nanos that played video were a close second.
Using more classic Apple iPods today. I love how small Apple was able to get these players around this time. And they were always innovating. Fun colors too!
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The nano with the built-in clip was my favorite. The tall, skinny nanos that played video were a close second.
THE DOUCHEBAG HAS INVADED LIONS GAMES
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
THE DOUCHEBAG HAS INVADED LIONS GAMES
Kind of a huge bummer, all these confirmations that everyday sports are kinda fixed. Might not take the fun out of playoffs, but everything else has seen its meaninglessness level increase by a huge margin.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Kind of a huge bummer, all these confirmations that everyday sports are kinda fixed. Might not take the fun out of playoffs, but everything else has seen its meaninglessness level increase by a huge margin.
This is the most parity-y NFL season I can remember in my lifetime. It’s November and I think there are 10+ teams you could absolutely talk me into winning the Supe. Lions are in there, flaws and all! Gotta be focused today, nothing’s easy in this league, especially on the road. #OnePride #LionsSky
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Monster kind of gets a raw deal in "Frankenstein". Kinda makes ya wonder who the REAL monster is, huh gang?
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Monster kind of gets a raw deal in "Frankenstein". Kinda makes ya wonder who the REAL monster is, huh gang?
Oh. Well, the lines are getting absolutely dominated and the Lions are getting their asses handed to them way worse than the score indicates. Really could use a W today. Now we need a small miracle.
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh. Well, the lines are getting absolutely dominated and the Lions are getting their asses handed to them way worse than the score indicates. Really could use a W today. Now we need a small miracle.
God Bless Marcedes Lewis, giving all Elder Millennials a shot of youth and vigor. I think I’ll do a jumping jack or maybe even two!
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
God Bless Marcedes Lewis, giving all Elder Millennials a shot of youth and vigor. I think I’ll do a jumping jack or maybe even two!
I was on the dole when I moved to Detroit. It wasn’t my proudest time. But I wasn’t some fuckin freeloader I was working 70+ hours a week. In a shit apartment. Numbers just didn’t add up to enough.
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I was on the dole when I moved to Detroit. It wasn’t my proudest time. But I wasn’t some fuckin freeloader I was working 70+ hours a week. In a shit apartment. Numbers just didn’t add up to enough.
The “accidentally became important at work” trope is a freaking nightmare when it happens to you.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The “accidentally became important at work” trope is a freaking nightmare when it happens to you.
Michigan State is a halfway decent football team with a MAC-caliber QB and Div II-caliber coaches.
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Michigan State is a halfway decent football team with a MAC-caliber QB and Div II-caliber coaches.
This is the hard, fast line. The 22nd Amendment isn’t some weirdly inscrutable shit like the second. If they try to go around this there can be no doubt they are a party of seditious, traitorous, completely unscrupulous villains.
In an interview with The Economist, Steve Bannon claimed that there was “a plan” to get around the 22nd Amendment, the constitutional limit that bars anyone from being elected president more than twice. He added that he was involved with a group working on that plan.
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is the hard, fast line. The 22nd Amendment isn’t some weirdly inscrutable shit like the second. If they try to go around this there can be no doubt they are a party of seditious, traitorous, completely unscrupulous villains.
🎶now I’m nodding off
and soon I’ll snooze (hey hey)
because I sat down
because I sat down
because I sat dooown🎶
and soon I’ll snooze (hey hey)
because I sat down
because I sat down
because I sat dooown🎶
mid-thirties afroman would be like
🎶 i was gonna go get food
but then i sat down
i was gonna put on shoes
but then i sat down
🎶 i was gonna go get food
but then i sat down
i was gonna put on shoes
but then i sat down
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
🎶now I’m nodding off
and soon I’ll snooze (hey hey)
because I sat down
because I sat down
because I sat dooown🎶
and soon I’ll snooze (hey hey)
because I sat down
because I sat down
because I sat dooown🎶
If it’s just a given now that your ace should never face a bigger-than-usual workload, even say in a winner take all playoff game, baseball has become a bummer. What are you saving Skubal’s arm for? His prime? WE’RE IN THE PRIME. LET HIM THROW UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE HE CAN’T. Hinch isn’t clever.
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If it’s just a given now that your ace should never face a bigger-than-usual workload, even say in a winner take all playoff game, baseball has become a bummer. What are you saving Skubal’s arm for? His prime? WE’RE IN THE PRIME. LET HIM THROW UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE HE CAN’T. Hinch isn’t clever.
Feeling so vindicated for cancelling I’m practically dancing.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
Opinion | That Hegseth Speech on D.E.I. in the Military Was Actually Pretty Good
Despite some rude provocations, he outlined a nuanced vision of the military.
nyti.ms
October 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feeling so vindicated for cancelling I’m practically dancing.
Not one frame or page of Harry Potter and/or the Potterverse. I’m not against it. I fear I’ll get SUPER into it and I don’t think that’s a good look for an old-ass loser.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not one frame or page of Harry Potter and/or the Potterverse. I’m not against it. I fear I’ll get SUPER into it and I don’t think that’s a good look for an old-ass loser.
I give it 6 weeks before one of these newly signed-up ICE mercs someone minding their own business. We’ll wring our hands for ~10 days and then it’ll become just another ostensible third rail that this administration ultimately dances all over.
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I give it 6 weeks before one of these newly signed-up ICE mercs someone minding their own business. We’ll wring our hands for ~10 days and then it’ll become just another ostensible third rail that this administration ultimately dances all over.
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I was adopted. The most selfless people on Earth gave me their name, their unconditional love, and a family. If there’s room in your life and your heart for foster parenting or adoption, do it. It’s an immeasurably huge and profound act of love. #adoption
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the day I was adopted. The most selfless people on Earth gave me their name, their unconditional love, and a family. If there’s room in your life and your heart for foster parenting or adoption, do it. It’s an immeasurably huge and profound act of love. #adoption
Well, he’s not called Acting Bunny. Still had like 6 yuks yuks. The ten to one was insane and I loved it.
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Well, he’s not called Acting Bunny. Still had like 6 yuks yuks. The ten to one was insane and I loved it.
I'm by no means a Jerry Jones defender. In fact, I've loathed the Cowboys for decades. But what the hell kind of headline is this? 😝 Everything's become weird but sportswriting is extra weird.
September 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm by no means a Jerry Jones defender. In fact, I've loathed the Cowboys for decades. But what the hell kind of headline is this? 😝 Everything's become weird but sportswriting is extra weird.