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People may have spelled poorly in the past, but no longer. We have the means to communicate better now.
Correct people when you can to protect them from looking like morons.
#psychnotsike
Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
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Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
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Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
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Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
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Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?
Me: *puts it back on track*
PM: *does something else to break automation
Me: *puts it back on track*
PM: *does a third thing to break automation*
Me: "PM. Stop updating this bug. You are repeatedly breaking the automations."
PM: *resolves bug*
Me: *puts it back on track*
PM: *does something else to break automation
Me: *puts it back on track*
PM: *does a third thing to break automation*
Me: "PM. Stop updating this bug. You are repeatedly breaking the automations."
PM: *resolves bug*
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Be thankful early. So that others may be thankful for being able to not worry so much about Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is the second largest US holiday after 4th of July.
This is how you put America First.
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Be thankful early. So that others may be thankful for being able to not worry so much about Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is the second largest US holiday after 4th of July.
This is how you put America First.
Happy Halloween.
Happy Halloween.
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