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Roscoe Arbuckle
@millardfillmore.bsky.social
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Once you see it, you can’t unsee it. History, literature, genealogy, and writing. He/him
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · Jan 23
If my thought-dreams could be seen, they’d probably put my head in a guillotine.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 2h
Except for Springer.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 2h
Imagine when there was widespread chewing tobacco.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 2h
Agree. I felt a little bad for the Blue Jays in the end. Just a little, though. Springer had it coming. But the Dodgers just kept pulling it out, and I never would have predicted Rojas would be the hero—in the field & at the plate—in the last two games.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 3h
Marge Schott woulda been so MAGA.
Marge Schott, owner of the Reds, 1984-1999, wreathed in cigarette smoke.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 3h
Bite your tongue.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 4h
Did somebody say Vietnam? Mogadishu?
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 4h
If a hit occurs in the hour after 2:00 am, it is officially dead because it has been launched into a series of moments that do not exist.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 4h
Hoffman got added to the Signal chat accidentally
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 4h
But will she edit the interview to make him “look smarter.”
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 7h
It’s also weird from the perspective of a nation that has experienced Vietnam and Mogadishu (to name just two bloody object lessons) in the last 50 years. Smooth Brain Nation.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 7h
Love that you did that, whoever you are.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 7h
Especially that one. If these were Yankee fans beamed into Toronto, there’d be booing and trash on the field.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
The reviews on Amazon are a Wonderland of Scatalogical Humor and Droll Understatement
1 star if you want an enjoyable fruity treat 5 stars if you want diarrhea
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
I prefer to give out the sugarless Haribos
Customers find these sugar-free gummy bears have a cute teddy bear design and soft texture similar to regular gummy bears. However, the taste and sugar content receive mixed reviews, with some finding them decent while others describe them as weird-tasting and the worst sugar-free candy ever. Moreover, customers report stomach aches and diarrhea as side effects, and while some consider them a great value, others say they're not worth the price. Additionally, the size is smaller than expect
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
The criminal flies the sane receipts
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
You forgot to mention that Bari Weiss isn’t that smart.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
Location, location, location
The Chicken Man’s house. Must I go on?
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
A word, please
Phil “Chicken Man” Testa. The real Chicken Man.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
Body cam footage, please.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
Oh yeah…that house with the newly finished basement?
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
Live Song Exploder on this in LA was so good.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
I wonder if one of the markers is “When public institutions give people like Ross Douthat a platform for normalizing autocracy in plain sight and fail to intervene because he does it in a calm voice with all the charisma of a four day old pork chop.”
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
“Moral calculus.” That’s rich. More like asshole algebra.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
It is a delicious byproduct of an otherwise distasteful circumstance involving reprobates doing and saying ugly things.
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Roscoe Arbuckle @millardfillmore.bsky.social · 1d
One could imagine any of the kinds of things that happen to American soldiers in combat zones, especially in moments of carelessness. The communities these guys are bullying are quickly coming to hate them, and they diminish their own humanity with their conduct and their masks.
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