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Clare
@missclare.bsky.social
“Low-grade abnormal”
Pinned
What did the five fingers say to the face?
The people I follow On Here have food opinions:

If you've had the famous Tom Cruise coconut cake before, is it as good as people say? I'm thinking about ordering one for my coconut-loving mom for Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
YES CARLOS!!!
a woman singing into a microphone with red lips
Alt: Sade sings Smooth Operator
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If Carlos can pull this out (phrasing) I will be so happy for him
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UGHHHHHHH NICO NOOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who’s this cornball Holly Rowe is interviewing
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
He’s in the CDW red zone!
why was there a cat on the field in Oklahoma
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hell yeah
@missclare.bsky.social has swears! They've used 115 profanities in their last 1,251 posts.

🥇 "shit" (24 times)
🥈 "ass" (14 times)
🥉 "fuck" (13 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@profanity.accountant your assessment please
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thank god that’s over. I’m gonna go work through some feelings at Wegmans.
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
AJ BROWN PUTTING THIS TEAM ON HIS MF BACK
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
OK ARTHUR JUAN I SEE YOU
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I need to go to the supermarket. How much longer do I have to watch this Eagles game 😑
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh I have that same shirt from Madewell! Twins!
when your nan knows you’re lying
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
POLL: When you make your Black Friday Thanksgiving leftover sandwich for breakfast, do you reheat your turkey or do you eat it cold?
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A biopic about Saints Francis and Clare, but done as a buddy comedy.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Zip it, queen
In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel reveals he told JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral issues, including the development of ethical AI. He also suggested the American pope was a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Rolls. What is the point of rolls? They take up valuable stomach real estate you could be using for dessert.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Clare
Roses are red
Lions are noble
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Excuse me, I need to go walk into traffic
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
DEVONTA SMITH YOU ARE THE MAN
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Look at Mohammed bin Salman. Look at the look on his face. That face says "I am going to take this fucking rube's dumb ass to the cleaners." America is cooked.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by Clare
wolf gang odd future KILL THEM ALL

HAIL TO PITT
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If Pat McAfee says one more thing about “the paisanos” I’m going to get in the car and drive to the north side right now to kick him in the teeth
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM