mj neuenschwander
@missmjoy.bsky.social
I don’t wanna brag, but Us Weekly once described me as “up for anything”
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romanticizing how hot the weather will be this summer by wearing ringer shorts & being like “it’s summerween”
April 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
romanticizing how hot the weather will be this summer by wearing ringer shorts & being like “it’s summerween”
remember when I said on TikTok that the episode w David proved that even in a post-apocalyptic hellscape the scariest thing was still a religious white man & then white men just… kept proving me right in the comments section . fascinating .
April 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
remember when I said on TikTok that the episode w David proved that even in a post-apocalyptic hellscape the scariest thing was still a religious white man & then white men just… kept proving me right in the comments section . fascinating .
I turn into the worst version of myself when I’m sick it’s truly pathetic actually
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I turn into the worst version of myself when I’m sick it’s truly pathetic actually
I need all 2 of you to know I did in fact get these for hhn
April 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I need all 2 of you to know I did in fact get these for hhn
if I can pull off the ideas I want to for hhn I’ll be so proud & look so good. if I can’t & I don’t then plz forget i said anything
March 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
if I can pull off the ideas I want to for hhn I’ll be so proud & look so good. if I can’t & I don’t then plz forget i said anything
being chronically online is a gift & a curse like yes i know all the funny stuff but also im Painfully Aware Of So Many Other Things
March 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
being chronically online is a gift & a curse like yes i know all the funny stuff but also im Painfully Aware Of So Many Other Things
forgot to post these here but i felt great so all 2 of you must see these
March 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
forgot to post these here but i felt great so all 2 of you must see these
really slayed these 3 times during the month of February & not to brag but my therapist is proud of me 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
really slayed these 3 times during the month of February & not to brag but my therapist is proud of me 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
trying to explain ‘the substance’ to people even tho I haven’t seen it yet but multiple people have told me I would like it because of the messaging behind it
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
trying to explain ‘the substance’ to people even tho I haven’t seen it yet but multiple people have told me I would like it because of the messaging behind it
for someone who hasn’t done theater or acting in years i still harbor the delusion that I’d be really great in an ensemble horror movie
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
for someone who hasn’t done theater or acting in years i still harbor the delusion that I’d be really great in an ensemble horror movie
saw that @brokenjawjewelry.bsky.social watched ‘Fresh’ today so now I am watching ‘Fresh’ 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
saw that @brokenjawjewelry.bsky.social watched ‘Fresh’ today so now I am watching ‘Fresh’ 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
we’re all in the mood for a melody, & you’ve got us feelin’ alright
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
we’re all in the mood for a melody, & you’ve got us feelin’ alright
no one is taking my picture as well as my husband fr fr
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
no one is taking my picture as well as my husband fr fr
shoutout to the people boycotting spyglass’s ‘heart eyes’ - extra shoutout to the people publicly spoiling the killers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
February 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
shoutout to the people boycotting spyglass’s ‘heart eyes’ - extra shoutout to the people publicly spoiling the killers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
women in horror movies really always be wearing a white tank top. what’s with that
February 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
women in horror movies really always be wearing a white tank top. what’s with that
I was born & raised in the Midwest so the accents in ‘Fargo’ are slaying me
February 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I was born & raised in the Midwest so the accents in ‘Fargo’ are slaying me
I could fuck up some cocoa pebbles rn im so serious
February 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I could fuck up some cocoa pebbles rn im so serious
dani from ‘midsommar’ my beloved
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
dani from ‘midsommar’ my beloved
one person mentioned they wanted to see an Iris fit from me & so i thrifted one from threadup & tbh think it’s pretty damn close .
February 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
one person mentioned they wanted to see an Iris fit from me & so i thrifted one from threadup & tbh think it’s pretty damn close .
saying horror films aren’t political is lowkey insane like. the themes & nuances are often a direct reflection of societal & political unrest/fears/concerns (or they are there to poke fun at certain topics to add a bit of levity). cognitive dissonance goes crazyyyyy
February 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
saying horror films aren’t political is lowkey insane like. the themes & nuances are often a direct reflection of societal & political unrest/fears/concerns (or they are there to poke fun at certain topics to add a bit of levity). cognitive dissonance goes crazyyyyy
if u hate Hughie Campbell u will die & go to hell idc
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
if u hate Hughie Campbell u will die & go to hell idc
who up counting their orlock or whateva
February 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
who up counting their orlock or whateva
tugging on my own arm like “babe stop, please! try something new!!) so I don’t rewatch a movie ive already seen half a dozen times
February 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
tugging on my own arm like “babe stop, please! try something new!!) so I don’t rewatch a movie ive already seen half a dozen times
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sorry i’ve been MIA i’ve been extremely depressed and experiencing nothing but doom 😍
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
sorry i’ve been MIA i’ve been extremely depressed and experiencing nothing but doom 😍