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misterbaman.bsky.social
Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI

I'm the guy that you remember seeing and then instantly forgetting about. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
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Let’s have some fun 😈

Every 💚 + 🔁 = a new outfit for our favorite snakey gentleman 🐍💅
Ready to play?
#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #artmoots

Tbh I've posted this same art on X and there is not much interaction, I wonder if I can change sir snek man's outfit here in bluesky hehe
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Alastor: *telling Velvette the story about that guy he killed in his flashback sequence*
Velvette: "Ugh, I get you. I would've done the same shit. Oxygen is just wasted on some people."
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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So anyway they besties #hazbinhotel #alastor #velvette #vox
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Sallie
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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they have a true crime/drama podcast and it's fierce!

#hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotel
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Finished com for the amazing @izzymarrie.bsky.social they were a real pleasure to work with and this was a real treat to work on!
#madcherrisnake #sirpentious #cherribomb #baxter #hazbinhotel
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Just a very quick scribble of Husk fucks some pretty lounge singer girl at the casino in a blur. 🎰 🥃
(Spoiler for referencing Angel’s look in the newest ep.)
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#huskerdust #nsfw #hazbinspoilz #angeldust #husk #hazbinhotel
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I should be sleeping but I’m devastated they are still apart so I doodled them together to make myself feel better 😭 (it didn’t help lol)

Please let them see each other soon #cherrisnake
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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#SaveSpeech

if you are in the EU you should be FURIOUS with your leaders for pushing this through in such an undemocratic manner.

continue to raise your voices and contact your representatives. demand that Chat Control be put down for good.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pentious is the guy you want to bring to every family function cause he keeps the kids occupied so you can gossip over wine with the fam. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know it'll never happen in canon, but I'm so addicted to the idea of Alastor and Velvette becoming gossip besties over Vox. These two couldn't be more different but they find common ground in talking mad shit. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Sorry I’m emerging from internet jail again because why the fuck did I just see discourse saying huskerdust is unhealthy because husk stared at Angel’s tits??

Are we just forgetting season 1 happened? Are we forgetting “this guy ain’t half bad” and “I guess you have changed”? Please show me—
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
God the ValAngel potential for future stuff after tonight's revalations is driving me bonkers. These two are gonna love each other so much for a while before they both realize they also kind of hate each other a bit. At least the sex will be wild.
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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CHARLIE your elderly father is falling for a fishing scam. SAVE HIM

#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotelS2
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
God, I can't stop speculating about the finale. They could take it in so many different directions and all of them would be sick as hell.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I love how so much crazy shit happened that the fact that Chaggie sex happened is completely buried under all the other stuff. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If I saw her doing this outside my window off in the distance staring directly at me I'd simply cum. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I can see in my minds eye Viv writing the Vox Populi bit, just fucking venting political trauma. Cut to this year, being so fucking angry that we're all just doing it again right as the season is airing. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I didn't really require confirmation that Vox is the type of dude to have a blackface scandal, but I'm not gonna complain. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Oh they fucking hate Satan. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Calling it. Whatever happens in the season finale is gonna free Angel from Vox's control, but he'll be so guilt ridden that he leaves the hotel. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm kind of sold on the idea that Val is immune to Vox's hypnosis, not because of sight like everyone says, but because of his apparent ADHD. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Mad respect to Alastor for probably being the catalyst that breaks up the Vees. I'd make a deal with him. He's sold me. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM