alexlessis
@moar2ax.bsky.social
plant guy. animal guy. cat dad. utility worker. there is no "away".
looks like that turkey got dissected by the nearest malfunctioning wood chipper
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
looks like that turkey got dissected by the nearest malfunctioning wood chipper
where were the IDF post mortem sperm jackers when you need em smh
She’s going to say she had a baby from immaculate conception…
"Charlie Kirk's wife Erika says she was 'praying' she was pregnant after her husband was killed."
people.com/erika-kirk-p...
"Charlie Kirk's wife Erika says she was 'praying' she was pregnant after her husband was killed."
people.com/erika-kirk-p...
Erika Kirk Says She Was 'Praying' She Was Pregnant with Charlie Kirk's Baby After He Was Killed
While speaking with Megyn Kelly, Erika Kirk said that she and her late husband Charlie Kirk, 31, wanted to have four kids together, adding that she was "praying" she was pregnant after he was assassin...
people.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
where were the IDF post mortem sperm jackers when you need em smh
this is objectively hilarious but i just know there will be at minimum one CNBC / Forbes bullshit piece like "See we told you Trump is a communist!!!"
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this is objectively hilarious but i just know there will be at minimum one CNBC / Forbes bullshit piece like "See we told you Trump is a communist!!!"
if Trump [REDACTED] the entire nyt staff on 5th Ave he'd probably gain approval points tbh
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
if Trump [REDACTED] the entire nyt staff on 5th Ave he'd probably gain approval points tbh
Rudolph doing some test laps before Christmas ehh
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Rudolph doing some test laps before Christmas ehh
i hate this fucking country
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i hate this fucking country
love getting invites like "hey we're getting together with so-and-so you have leave in 5 minutes if you wanna join!"
ok. see you next time.
ok. see you next time.
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
love getting invites like "hey we're getting together with so-and-so you have leave in 5 minutes if you wanna join!"
ok. see you next time.
ok. see you next time.
this shit fucking sucks you better let us disable your AI auto-hiding of replies or I'm out
Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you’d have IRL.
We’re testing new systems to improve reply quality. See what’s coming: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re testing new systems to improve reply quality. See what’s coming: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
Progress Update: Building Healthier Social Media - Bluesky
Over the next few months, we’ll be iterating on the systems that make Bluesky a better place for healthy conversations. Some experiments will stick, others will evolve, and we’ll share what we learn a...
bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this shit fucking sucks you better let us disable your AI auto-hiding of replies or I'm out
had a dream about us invading Venezuela (for the oil, obv). can't even escape these monsters in my sleep smh
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
had a dream about us invading Venezuela (for the oil, obv). can't even escape these monsters in my sleep smh
first politician running on a platform of [REDACTED] every single ice agent and employee gets my vote
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
first politician running on a platform of [REDACTED] every single ice agent and employee gets my vote
This regime took the Reagan quip of "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government and I'm here to help" and decided to enact exactly that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This regime took the Reagan quip of "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government and I'm here to help" and decided to enact exactly that.
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Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.
Vaccine subterfuge: How vaccine-makers fooled the Nazis from inside a concentration camp lab
Confined first at Auschwitz then Buchenwald, a Jewish microbiologist conspired with a ragtag team of scientists and rebels to send dud typhus vaccines to the German soldiers on the eastern front.
www.gavi.org
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.
military running off bribes huh, sure ok
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
military running off bribes huh, sure ok
damn bro all you had to do was cover up / remove the huge Nazi tattoo you've had on your chest (FOR HOW LONG?) and you had a real shot. Fact that you kept it after all this time, now knowing what it is even if oblivious when getting it is inexcusable. hang 'em up.
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
damn bro all you had to do was cover up / remove the huge Nazi tattoo you've had on your chest (FOR HOW LONG?) and you had a real shot. Fact that you kept it after all this time, now knowing what it is even if oblivious when getting it is inexcusable. hang 'em up.
i didn't think it was possible to see anything more embarrassing on the road than a cybertruck...then I saw a PragerU bumper sticker
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i didn't think it was possible to see anything more embarrassing on the road than a cybertruck...then I saw a PragerU bumper sticker
yet more proof for pedocon theory's merits
Ohio pastor who protested LGBTQ book at school fair accused of child rape, sexual battery
A Clinton County pastor is accused of child rape two years after he opposed a book series he said wrongfully encouraged children to "explore their sexuality."
www.cincinnati.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
yet more proof for pedocon theory's merits
Reposted by alexlessis
🕊️ hello my doves 🕊️
🌿 new collection of displays is now available including ceramic pottery and the manzanita branch pictured 🌿
dovesplants.com
🌿 new collection of displays is now available including ceramic pottery and the manzanita branch pictured 🌿
dovesplants.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🕊️ hello my doves 🕊️
🌿 new collection of displays is now available including ceramic pottery and the manzanita branch pictured 🌿
dovesplants.com
🌿 new collection of displays is now available including ceramic pottery and the manzanita branch pictured 🌿
dovesplants.com
next in line for the Nobel prize:
October 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
next in line for the Nobel prize:
pretty sure all these chuds complaining about Bad Bunny didn't give two shits about The Rolling Stones playing who are from...GASP! ENGLAND??
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
pretty sure all these chuds complaining about Bad Bunny didn't give two shits about The Rolling Stones playing who are from...GASP! ENGLAND??
dang the "Bluesky is dying" people were right, but it's not bc the user base or waning interest it's the deranged management and mods putting a pillow over its face
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dang the "Bluesky is dying" people were right, but it's not bc the user base or waning interest it's the deranged management and mods putting a pillow over its face