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Matt Pinwall 🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇦🌮🍿🚀💥🍊😆🇲🇽🚫🤴🤴
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Triple Dickhead (Moby 🐳, 🎸 Dale, PK 🛸) and erstwhile slacker
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1) Ethics officials at Fannie Mae investigate how Bill Pulte got Letitia James mortgage docs
2) They send findings to Inspector Gen. of FHFA, which Pulte heads
3) IG sends it to Lindsay Halligan, new USA prosecuting James
4) IG and ethics officials are all fired.

www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed the probe report to the U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.wsj.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I may suggest a seasonal follow:

Angry Santa Elf (self-deported from Twitter in a timely manner, but lagging in follows over here, relatively speaking)

@angrysantaelf.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The previous use of the word "bespoke" was the past tense of "bespeak", a lovely archaicism. I was nevertheless surprised to see the earliest printed reference with the modern meaning of "custom" cited in 1869.

www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wha...
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There's a hundred trillion dollars of fossil fuel assets in the ground that will be worthless if we make the transformation to clean energy and save the planet. The money-grubbers who own all this are behind Putin, they're behind Tr*mp, they're behind the crap in the Middle East.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Six seven?

Six, two, and even!

Twenty three skidoo!

To the nines!

All cyclic.

It goes to 11
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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New York AG James said she's received complaints of stores in her state refusing EBT cards and has already sent out several cease and desist letters. Stores are not allowed to refuse SNAP benefits. If this happens to you, call the AG's hotline to report at 1-800-771-7755.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kim Davis please now return to the ashbin of history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
People calling on Tim Kaine to resign

Please wait until January, when Spanberger takes over

You can believe whoever Younkin would appoint would be 100x worse than Tim Kaine
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
One sign of Shrinkflation: I've seen a ton of ads for "advent calendars" with only 12 days' of things!
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'd like to see everybody who voted for Mamdani lining up for Hochul in her battle against the loathsome Elise Stefanik. Hochul is far from perfect but she alone among NY's senior Dems endorsed Mamdani, and she's the best hope to keep Tr*mp's dirty mitts off New York.
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Of course he's not serious about this -- any money withdrawn from the ACA will go to his cronies -- but executed at the same dollar for dollar ratio as the current subsidies -- going to those who qualify now under ACA - this would be a massive wealth redistribution that would make any Marxist proud.
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I am generally pretty liberal when it comes to the justice system, but I fully support mandatory minimum sentences for people who give me flavored coffee when I ordered a regular.
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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"We would rather be ruined than changed;
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die."

—W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Tesla's one trillion dollar payday for Musk is truly odd for many reasons, not the least of which is its p/e ratio hovers around 300 to 1. For comparison, the other car companies' ratios are around 10-12 to 1. The entire market cap of Tesla is something like $1.4T.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Criminally neglected deep cut(s) for your Yuletide playlist delection

youtu.be/MmCvKPFFAMY?...
mc DJ (Childish Gambino) - A Charlie Brown X-Mas EP
YouTube video by GambinoArchive
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Say what you will about the wisdom of rebranding, but giving the institution an acronym that spells "PhArt" is grounds enough for dismissal.

It'll always be the PMA to me but I'm probably not the target audience for rebranding.

www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/art-...
Former National Gallery of Canada director Sasha Suda leaves Philadelphia Art Museum
Local media reported Suda’s departure is linked to unpopular rebranding of the museum
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm aware of the fact 50% of white people are irredeemably stupid. I have an extended family
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You could have had Conor Lamb.
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
not the Onion
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Meanwhile, at the White House

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iMy...
Fraud at the polls
YouTube video by Gene Zitver
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
One of the biggest lessons we can re-learn from the civil rights movement is that people put their lives on the line. Just like the founders put their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honors. Don't back down, don't be intimidated, justice is on your side.
Excessive force. PERIOD!

They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.

📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I bet if you asked the average anti-Mamdani voter to explain the difference between ISIS, Al-Qaeda, and Hamas, they would do about as well if asked to explain the difference between Communism, Socialism, and Fascism.
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Andrew Cuomo is officially the Tr*mp-endorsed candidate.

What kind of a political "comeback" is that, now? Will Andrew inject bleach and stare at the sun during an eclipse?
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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The greater idiot ever scolds the lesser
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That was the greatest win-lose-or-draw AB situation I can remember. Inches away.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM