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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP®

@moneyeducator.bsky.social

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He/him. Sci-Fi, Superheroes, and Southern food. Senior Financial Planner @ https://www.olsonfp.com I block fascists, oligarchists, and science-deniers without a second thought or loss of sleep.

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 4d

Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5d

I see that the United States' peculiar brand of Christian Nationalism includes judging the poor for needing SNAP benefits (judging is something Jesus said *not to* do) but not helping the poor with SNAP benefits (helping the poor is something Jesus told them *to* do).

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 5d

You don't have a cat that could have touched it and ran off do you?

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 6d

Am I The Only One?

Movie: The Martian.

Premise: Martian wind can wreak havoc and even knock over an upright space vehicle, kicking off the rest of the movie.

My Issue: If I accept the premise, then what are the chances that the Ares 4 MAV would be lying on its side when Watney arrives?

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a tuxedo is raising his hands in the air with the words preach behind him .

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 9d

Oh but wait, Roberts says POTUS is immune

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 11d

Could be worse; could be AquaNet instead

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 11d

Who the F authorized the expenditure, who approved the demolition, etc?

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 14d

So for only the second time in my life, I used Safelite to fix windshield damage and the experience was fabulous. I made the appointment online last night at 11pm and they had it repaired by 11am this morning.

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 15d

It is alarming but surely they realize it can work both ways…

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 15d

Hey, those horseflies are HUGE, and they bite, so I don't blame Frank one little bit 😂

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 18d

I'm afraid I can only help you with half of that situation by taking away the mini Twix. You'll have to keep those Sour Patch Kids 😂

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 19d

"They depreciated the land"

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 23d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 21d

When Obama was president the right wing acted like masked government agents were coming to kidnap them and take all their rights away.

Then Republicans get elected and actually do that shit for real.

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 26d

RIP to your retirement savings

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 29d

a man says " you are correct sir " in front of a hulu ad

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 29d

huh?

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · 29d

Ok, this is some bullshit here...

WIRED @wired.com · 29d

United States immigration authorities are moving to dramatically expand their social media surveillance, with plans to hire nearly 30 contractors to sift through posts, photos, and messages to target people for deportation.

ICE Wants to Build Out a 24/7 Social Media Surveillance Team

Documents show that ICE plans to hire dozens of contractors to scan X, Facebook, TikTok, and other platforms to target people for deportation.

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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · Oct 2

The US is going to bailout Argentina with your tariff money.

Let that sink in

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · Oct 2

I second this question.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · Oct 1

In Matt 25 Jesus says that individuals & nations will be judged by how they care for the poor & sick.

Govt is shutdown bc GOP wants to throw 12-20 million low-income/disabled Americans off Medicaid.

Bc the GOP uses Jesus as a prop, while despising His actual commandments.

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Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · Oct 1

Not to mention the fact that the spider whose home you destroyed has now crawled into your left ear to set up shop, right?

😉 😂

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · Sep 24

But wouldn't that be socialism?

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · Sep 22

Sometimes, when you post stuff like this, I think you need to take over the mantle of Elivra, Mistress of the Dark 😀

Ronnie Colvin, MS, CFP® @moneyeducator.bsky.social · Sep 22

True, but for $0.25 each, even Fat Tire could get you the buzz you were after on a budget. 😂