Getting fed up with Twitter. Not because Elon Musk is top three worst people on earth. That's whatever. It just never works.

If I give up on it I'll pretend it was a moral choice though.

Right I'm here for my lecture! Apparently this is where it happens. Over there, it's basically Uruks fighting over who gets to fuck mud and here it's saintly figures pushing your lips together with their purified fingertips as soon as you speak.

That's what I heard anyway.

The sky really *is* blue here! Look! Even the clouds are smiling.

Still a few microaggressions on the marches for the eagle-eyed amongst us.

I see this place is indeed the utopia it was cracked up to be then. Look at all the smiling faces! Look at you all! Smiling.

Perhaps I’m dense, but who exactly is the audience this feature is targeted to?
The guy in Memento?

Blimey the other place is 90% porn bots. The rest is pretending something self-evidently not just a march for peace is in fact just a march for peace. I'm waiting for the crossover.

I'm getting soaked! What prick invented rain?

I see people are again appalled by the terrible sexblog but have not stopped to consider the people who used it as a masturbstory aid. Have you thought about them? Have you thought about somebody using the sexblog in that way?

I've had a look at some of the footage from yesterday and think I spotted a few microaggressions.

Elon's place is crawling with porn bots. I think they might have achieved supremacy.

I know it's all very serious but this pic is giving off 'first meeting with slightly racist father-in-law' vibes

This place seems alright. Nobody has said anything unbelievably terrible that I've seen so far. Matter of time of course.