Gah, kicking myself. Why did I end that sext with 'Yours sincerely'?

Have any of u figured out how to stop chewing holes in your mouth yet

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

Whenever I talk about wanting ducks everyone's like "no don't get ducks! They poop so much! Don't get them they poop so much!" like ok and? so do i?

Ooof owwww me bones

You know what, I think if you shake the doors of that shop that has it's lights off and it's doors locked just a liiiiittle bit harder they might open for you. Just try one more time dude, might be different than the first 6 times

It is NOVEMBER! It is SNOWING! Why are there still one million wasps flying around and why have ALL OF THEM DECIDED TO TAKE RESIDENCE IN MY HOME!!!