Mr_Tofie
@mrtofie.bsky.social
Mankind, be vigilant, we loved you.
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Mr_Tofie
@mrtofie.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Damien Hirst spat in my face in 2012
Winter push on… winter push onnn
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Winter push on… winter push onnn
Why did Noah shnapp have to be so good in season 5 god damn it
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why did Noah shnapp have to be so good in season 5 god damn it
The only industry that needs the AI takeover and robotisation is the farming industry. Proper sick of them lot
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The only industry that needs the AI takeover and robotisation is the farming industry. Proper sick of them lot
Damn America, how many more chickens you got coming back to roost?
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Damn America, how many more chickens you got coming back to roost?
Schizo post of the day: Clean energy only exists to remove the power from coal miners
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Schizo post of the day: Clean energy only exists to remove the power from coal miners
My Nan was Robert Maxwells maid….
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My Nan was Robert Maxwells maid….
Is Donald trump about to Cersei the vote
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is Donald trump about to Cersei the vote
Everyone looks American when they’re old
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone looks American when they’re old
Feel like I’m going insane, I literally remember him telling them to march on the capital. Post truth is the end of society. Ask Mike pence what was instructed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Feel like I’m going insane, I literally remember him telling them to march on the capital. Post truth is the end of society. Ask Mike pence what was instructed.
Begging everyone who gets this tariff stimulus check uses it to buy guns
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Begging everyone who gets this tariff stimulus check uses it to buy guns
I’ve not stopped thinking of Pluribus since I saw it, so glad I just avoided everything about it and went in blind.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve not stopped thinking of Pluribus since I saw it, so glad I just avoided everything about it and went in blind.
Pluribus is amazing holy
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pluribus is amazing holy
I think I’ve just realised the woman Ive been looking for since I was a child was actually just Nancy from the original Oliver! Film
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think I’ve just realised the woman Ive been looking for since I was a child was actually just Nancy from the original Oliver! Film
Remember that Dick Cheney was so evil he had to replace his evil heart with someone else’s.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Remember that Dick Cheney was so evil he had to replace his evil heart with someone else’s.
Burn in hell Dick Cheney you cunt
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Burn in hell Dick Cheney you cunt
If you’re bowing out of politics now because, “politics are dangerous right now” you never cared.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If you’re bowing out of politics now because, “politics are dangerous right now” you never cared.
Say what you want about the king, that old rapist defending crone wouldn’t have got rid of Andrew. Fuck the old queen and her slow walking. Pedo protector.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Say what you want about the king, that old rapist defending crone wouldn’t have got rid of Andrew. Fuck the old queen and her slow walking. Pedo protector.
The signs of truth are tattooed across your often entered vagina
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The signs of truth are tattooed across your often entered vagina
Hasan is evil for shocking his dog, but is Ethan Klein really gonna pretend there wasn’t drama about them neglecting their dogs like 7 months ago lol
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hasan is evil for shocking his dog, but is Ethan Klein really gonna pretend there wasn’t drama about them neglecting their dogs like 7 months ago lol
White people in 2020 started a whole thing saying they could shift into other universes, and instead of creating a movement or religion from this, they just hung out with Draco Malfoy. Says a lot.
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
White people in 2020 started a whole thing saying they could shift into other universes, and instead of creating a movement or religion from this, they just hung out with Draco Malfoy. Says a lot.
So many bleached assholes at the republican convention call that white ring politics.
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So many bleached assholes at the republican convention call that white ring politics.
Trump didn’t get the peace prize because they’re 100% sure that he’s a pedophile and the proof is very close to releasing.
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump didn’t get the peace prize because they’re 100% sure that he’s a pedophile and the proof is very close to releasing.
I can’t wait for the vids of ice agents bleeding from holes in their fat chests.
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I can’t wait for the vids of ice agents bleeding from holes in their fat chests.
We will haunt you when you laugh.
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We will haunt you when you laugh.