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Mazzy
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General depression says we’ll get through this. Major depression requests permission to speak frankly.
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue...

Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
- David Bowie
August 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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always be yourself, fucko.
June 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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many are saying this
Please, your honour, you need to follow Doomkick. He is such a funny and fun guy lol

1K ….
June 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Following @doomkick.com is normal. Everybody who enjoys things follows @doomkick.com. If you are someone who does not enjoy things, please wait and an agent will arrive shortly.
June 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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JFK or Newark would literally kill this person
Denver (DIA) may be the worst airport in America.
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED.
June 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.
June 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean*
June 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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crazy people on here keep me sane
June 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings.
April 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Mom: don’t use those towels, those are for guests

Me: what are we?

Mom: guests who aren’t allowed to use those towels
June 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough
June 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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my mattress didn’t wake me up this morning because it forgot, its memory is dense under pressure
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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This account is now exclusively for deep thoughts and buttholes. Sometimes both at once.
June 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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this is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Asking the people who cheer when we get murdered to “be civil” is a giant waste of time
June 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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validation is an inside job
a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand
ALT: a woman in a x-men costume is being touched by a man 's hand
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Top, bottom or switch?

(this is about hugging)
June 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating
June 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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When I said I was normal, I may have exaggerated.
June 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
June 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF.
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Sorry I was thinking of a new Wordle starting word while you were talking.
June 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM