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Dr. Mark Gasser
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Life and runs along the Patapsco River.
Microbial Systems | Symbiosis

Only strikes at Mid-World Lanes. #BooksMark

Terps. Orioles. Liverpool. Ferrari.
These results are indistinguishable from what it would look like if Maryland had been deliberately trying to lose after Oct 1 every year
September Maryland, calculated:
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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a couple years ago I ranked De La Soul's albums for Spin, and I've updated the piece to include Cabin in the Sky:
www.spin.com/2023/02/de-l...
Every De La Soul Album, Ranked
Kelvin “Posdnous” Mercer, Dave “Trugoy the Dove” Jolicoeur, and Vincent “Maseo” Mason formed De La Soul as Long Island teenagers in 1988. With the r
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November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild.

Minke whale
Viscacha
Puffin
Kri Kri
Swainson’s hawk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Wu-Tang
Ghost
Green Day
Raconteurs
Michelle Branch
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Laurie Anderson
Blue Oyster Cult
Philip Glass
Tom Tom Club
Art of Noise
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Jesus and Mary Chain
New Order
Bob Mould
The Rolling Stones
The Wiggles
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Cold but successful morning birding with the FIL. 36 including a redhead and surprised by a flock of white ibis #CapeMay
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’ve been slowly and methodically trying to get my wife to start following and rooting for my Terps for 10 years, and this news has accomplished more in an hour. Runners are about it
BREAKING: Olympic Gold Medalist and Billie track and field standout Quincy Wilson has committed to Maryland 🐢
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How much of the pushback to this can be chalked up to Star Wars brain worms, and how much of it is the genuine belief that it cant be bad if I enjoyed it?
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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1/ Today, ProPublica is running a piece I've been working on for a bit. It's about what happened with a devastating wave of bird flu earlier this year, as egg prices hit record highs.

And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Stephen Miller:
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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for days we got the "Showdown with Socialism" buildup only to get the payoff of Trump essentially saying "wow this socialist guy fuckin rules. I, on the other hand, am a fascist". what a country. what an era

bsky.app/profile/self...
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wondering what the leaders of the University of Virginia are thinking right now
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Later Mamdani states unequivocally that he’s a Democratic Socialist, and he’s got Trump agreeing and praising him, while 86 Dems joined GOP in a pointless condemnation of socialism.

Consider joining www.dsausa.org/about-us/wha...
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I’ve spent a lot of the last three years investigating the rise of anti-trans politics. Often, it came back to the controversy over trans women athletes.

So I teamed up with @pablo.show to look into the leading figure on the issue: Riley Gaines.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202... 1/
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I will always love this stupid car
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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🌳Gardener/garden educator job at the Cylburn Arboretum in Baltimore 🌳https://cylburn.org/we-are-hiring/?mc_cid=83592697b9&mc_eid=98ed40981c
We Are Hiring! - Cylburn Arboretum Friends
Cylburn Arboretum Friends is looking for a Garden Educator to join our team. This position offers a unique blend of hands-on horticultural work and public engagement, caring for gardens while inspirin...
cylburn.org
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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been doing some light reading about the aftermath of the korean dictatorship and I think it's really important that we repeat this to ourselves, to our friends, to our neighbors, to our politicians
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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every time you think the new WaPo editorial board can't embarrass itself any more, they manage to find a way.

Left: 'Texas gerrymandering is no big deal!', from August.
Right: 'Maryland gerrymandering is an affront to Western civilization!', from today.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM