Archer Korvin
@murderbirds.bsky.social
Marxist, Artist
Murder Bird Enthusiast
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don't talk to me, i'm canadian
this is slander! I use shitlib as a term of encouragement at worst
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this is slander! I use shitlib as a term of encouragement at worst
I believe you, sam
not only do I believe that you, personally, cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a child WITHOUT chatgpt, I believe you cannot raise a child even WITH it's assistance
not only do I believe that you, personally, cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a child WITHOUT chatgpt, I believe you cannot raise a child even WITH it's assistance
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I believe you, sam
not only do I believe that you, personally, cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a child WITHOUT chatgpt, I believe you cannot raise a child even WITH it's assistance
not only do I believe that you, personally, cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a child WITHOUT chatgpt, I believe you cannot raise a child even WITH it's assistance
I'm sure Sam Seder has some wonderful points and is a respectable man, but I have never seen a still image of him that did not make me want to slap that dumb look off his face
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm sure Sam Seder has some wonderful points and is a respectable man, but I have never seen a still image of him that did not make me want to slap that dumb look off his face
louder for the shitlibs and khive in the back
Harris, having lost every swing state (spectacularly), has got to be considered the worst Democratic candidate for president in my lifetime.
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
louder for the shitlibs and khive in the back
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I will never pay for a Chicago-based news org that can't say with its whole chest, "THE YEARLY COUNT OF HOMICIDES IS AT ITS LOWEST SO FAR IN THE 21st CENTURY."
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I will never pay for a Chicago-based news org that can't say with its whole chest, "THE YEARLY COUNT OF HOMICIDES IS AT ITS LOWEST SO FAR IN THE 21st CENTURY."
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
it's the most baffling time of the year
and no, I’m not exaggerating. He literally said that the fucking yellow stars were white privilege
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it's the most baffling time of the year
everyone thinks I'm pretty
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
everyone thinks I'm pretty
I think we should abolish sports and star wars
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think we should abolish sports and star wars
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Cock And Bomb Torture
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Cock And Bomb Torture
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hey what exactly do you mean by this?
Alienating PAWGs in literature have ruined us.
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
hey what exactly do you mean by this?
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We could be normalizing the Morning After Pill ads, but the media companies YOU PAY FOR think you're irresponsible and dumb.
Just saying, we should be building guillotines outside the rich neighborhood in every city so they see them as they drive in at night.
Just saying, we should be building guillotines outside the rich neighborhood in every city so they see them as they drive in at night.
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We could be normalizing the Morning After Pill ads, but the media companies YOU PAY FOR think you're irresponsible and dumb.
Just saying, we should be building guillotines outside the rich neighborhood in every city so they see them as they drive in at night.
Just saying, we should be building guillotines outside the rich neighborhood in every city so they see them as they drive in at night.
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period sex call that a cramppie
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
period sex call that a cramppie
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S01E01 Mole Hunt [15:15]
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
S01E01 Mole Hunt [15:15]
Every episode of Archer at timestamp [15:15]
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Every episode of Archer at timestamp [15:15]
wondering how many bits I can recycle without being too obvious
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
wondering how many bits I can recycle without being too obvious
I find the sexiest part of the bird is the cloaca
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I find the sexiest part of the bird is the cloaca
going pirate mode (raiding some booty)
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
going pirate mode (raiding some booty)
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yeahhhhh bitch you like that bitch? fuck you bitch
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
yeahhhhh bitch you like that bitch? fuck you bitch
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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fuck marry kill: paper, rock, scissors
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
fuck marry kill: paper, rock, scissors
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go ahead. post another "take." tell me that hating LLMs is ableist. say anne frank had white privilege. accuse a big account of not following enough people back. come up with a woke way to say pedophiles are not bad. call me a russian bot for not liking the pope.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
go ahead. post another "take." tell me that hating LLMs is ableist. say anne frank had white privilege. accuse a big account of not following enough people back. come up with a woke way to say pedophiles are not bad. call me a russian bot for not liking the pope.
"everything went woke"
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
1980 comedy: my wife is a terrible woman
2020 comedy: my mother is a terrible woman
2060 comedy: my grandmother was a terrible victim of the patriarchy
2020 comedy: my mother is a terrible woman
2060 comedy: my grandmother was a terrible victim of the patriarchy
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"everything went woke"
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander
Read as: society moved the slider on what woman I can slander