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Want to know more about me, just ask. Love jokes. I speak fluent sarcasm. Love animals 🐕 and nice people with out exception 💟. 4 kids, 1 wife(although that may change if she doesn’t shower me with kisses). The Dude abides
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December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Year 12 Modern History certainly gives our students a perspective on current events.
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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It’s resolution season, and if one of your goals for the new year is becoming more engaged in your community and doing more to save democracy, it might be time to connect with an Indivisible group near you: indivisible.org/groups
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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#OTD in 1865, the 13th Amendment was ratified, abolishing slavery across the United States. 

Today, we honor that moment in American history by reaffirming our commitment to liberty, justice, and equality for all.
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
#3Dprint #Christmastree
A new present 🎁 just finished.
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The orange felon insults yet another female reporter by calling CNN’s Kaitlan Collins “stupid and nasty” after she inquired about the price of his trashy dictator ballroom after it increased by another $100M.

This is what happens when you normalize a criminal for a decade.
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m printing Christmas presents 🎁. Here’s the 1st
#3Dprinting
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Homemade Turkey (leftover from T day) and rice (Basmati) soup. With our frozen garden carrots. Mushrooms, onions and celery. YUM E!
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The shadow

emergence begins
mirror the hidden tool
control lost
hate to hate
love to love
shadow projects
you are me
i hate you
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Sparkle away!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Definition of gross:
When you kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue 😛
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Good morning ☀️
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Finally convinced the abandoned cat in my neighborhood to come inside after years of feeding her. It was freezing raining last night so I just scooped her up and brought her in. Guys it’s like 20 hrs later and has stoped raining but I don’t think she wants to leave. 😂
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Our new rescue kittens
Still vary shy. Violet( might rename her to violent Violet, she swats!) on left, clementine on right
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is one of of our 2 new rescue kittens. She was named Violet. This is her 1st time venturing out of their carrier. She is okay with being handled. Her sister Clementine is not friendly yet.
#rescue #kitten
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Fucking A+... so hot... brined turkey done in the smoker
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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In non- pipeline news: I'm at a diner and the kid at the next table informs me that "This is the best apple juice I've had IN MY LIFE."
Small joys
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Our 1st visit from Casper! She is such a sweet girl ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Is bad to only eat pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dinner?
Asking for a friend….
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM