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ㅤㅤit's kill or be killed, and i ain't too enthused about the idea of being killed.

Pinned
"BALKAJSJ. KAKSKWKWOSKM."
Well, either way it's SLOWLY recovering. Very slowly.
( on further thought that orange might genuinely be good for -

oh wait. acidity. definitely bad for anything even partially similar to slugs. )

please do not do this .
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The slugcat is abnormally grey-tinted and seizing slightly. There is an orange behind the characan.
( sweat drop ... )

( he might be standing between the creature and something that coincidentally looks like what they want, while also not at all being what they want. )
May 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"ougahhahahhjjjkm..."
May 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Nacho cheese is like war. War. War never ch-"
i heard that stuff has never been the same
"And nacho cheese."
May 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"I like... girls..."
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The slugcat eyes the bag for a moment, but shakes her head.
"...I'll be fine. I just needed a fix. I'm full, if anything."
May 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Say your vitamins and eat your prayers."
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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𓆩꒦ ˖🕊️ 𓂃 ʸᵒᵘʳ ❪ 𝙲𝐎𝙵𝙵𝐈𝙽 ❫
ɪsɴ'ᴛ 𝚂꩜𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙵 ; 𓂋◌
𝘄𝗲 ᶜᵃᶰ 𝐇ᴇ͟ᴀ͟𝐑
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐈̲𝐍̲𝐆̲ ̲ . ˚。
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December 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
She shrugs again.
"...yeah? That's what makes relationships so precious. That you don't get another chance after one of you guys are dead."
"Like, if everyone is immortal it'd be BOOOORING!!! Unlimited retries? UGH."
May 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
// tord over two time save meeee...
May 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
She quickly swivels around to find the characan. She's still got some of the center stuff smudged on her cheek. She's a little grayer and sweating, now that she's able to be observed easier.
"Hw- OH. Oh. Yeah, no. I'm just DYING to get the good stuff right now."
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Well, things are always going to go wrong, so long as you live. You can't prevent, only predict and mitigate."
"Too long didn't listen; live life in bold, not fear."
May 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"My want to kill god has spiked up, if that counts?"
She manages a shrug.
May 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The yellow-gold slugcat had found a lizard corpse, it's stomach cut open exposing half-digested Slime Mold. Naturally, her head is buried in the wound, eating what she can find no matter how contaminated.
May 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And she takes it much better now! She spits onto it's handle with sap-like saliva, and sticks it onto her back.
"Notably. Thanks!"
May 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
May 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
After a moment, she springs back up like a cartoon. Little spores emenate from her for a moment.
"Absolutely. No way I could evem come close to wielding that."
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
...handing it to the slugcat was a terrible idea though. It makes a squish sound as it lands on them. They aren't dead, from the transparent bits anyone could see past.
"...ow??"
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Because it tastes good!"

"That and i'll die if I don't."
That is extremely concerning. Why do you even eat it?
"i just CANT STOP EATING SLIME MOLD i just CAN'T stop EATING SLIME MOLD"
May 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She attempts to do the thumbs up she saw earlier.
It's really not working.
May 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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ㅤtemp. pin
May 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Sounds incredibly convenient. Wish I had me one of those."
The slugcat mrps out in a combination of meow and sigh.
May 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The slugcat looks up to whoever's nearby, and attempts to hand them some goopy oramge stuff.
"Want some?"
May 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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// The duality of man.
May 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM