Ripley Cassadine
@nachosuitable.bsky.social
Junglist Nietzschean funambulist clown. Epicene fatale, coffee snob, gin specialist. Oh shit, there’s a horse in the hospital!
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This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is so accurate it causes me mild physical pain.
Watching 90 Day fiancé and excessively excited by the fact that Johnny and Chloe were at a restaurant that I went to in Aruba!! I was there!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Watching 90 Day fiancé and excessively excited by the fact that Johnny and Chloe were at a restaurant that I went to in Aruba!! I was there!!
I want a werewolf cat
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I want a werewolf cat
Nothing like sharing your issues at work with coworkers you considered friends only to be called in to a meeting with your manager to discuss said problems
a man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this world
ALT: a man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this world
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December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Nothing like sharing your issues at work with coworkers you considered friends only to be called in to a meeting with your manager to discuss said problems
Had to go into work for a delivery which we knocked out in an hour so I went to the supermarket and have cleaned the kitchen and it’s not even midday 💪🏻💪🏻
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Had to go into work for a delivery which we knocked out in an hour so I went to the supermarket and have cleaned the kitchen and it’s not even midday 💪🏻💪🏻
Marks and Spencer this is in no way a tower, perhaps the potential to be a stack but NOT a tower
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Marks and Spencer this is in no way a tower, perhaps the potential to be a stack but NOT a tower
Sitting in the kitchen at work eating my meagre lunch and listening to Roy Orbison just to cheer everyone up
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sitting in the kitchen at work eating my meagre lunch and listening to Roy Orbison just to cheer everyone up
Frankly I should be kept on staff and paid infinite amounts of money simply because I am absolutely brilliant at dealing with posh elderly recalcitrant women
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Frankly I should be kept on staff and paid infinite amounts of money simply because I am absolutely brilliant at dealing with posh elderly recalcitrant women
Some pics I took on the backstage set tour before the opening night of the fabulous production of Parthenope at the ENO
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Some pics I took on the backstage set tour before the opening night of the fabulous production of Parthenope at the ENO
I updated my resume, started working on my cover letter and saved a couple of jobs that look interesting. Now I’m just thinking over what I should study next 🤔 I’ve acquired some interesting skills but I should probably try to have some Personal Aims
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I updated my resume, started working on my cover letter and saved a couple of jobs that look interesting. Now I’m just thinking over what I should study next 🤔 I’ve acquired some interesting skills but I should probably try to have some Personal Aims
I should be sleeping because I have to go back to work tomorrow but because I’ve been ill I’ve been asleep for the past two days and NOW I CANNOT SLEEP FML
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I should be sleeping because I have to go back to work tomorrow but because I’ve been ill I’ve been asleep for the past two days and NOW I CANNOT SLEEP FML
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Booked the train tickets for my Christmas mini break in Bath and now I’m EXCITED
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Booked the train tickets for my Christmas mini break in Bath and now I’m EXCITED
I am still sick and have been lying in bed all day listening to a podcast about Jeffrey Archer and now I’m absolutely determined to have shepherds pie and champagne on NYE
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am still sick and have been lying in bed all day listening to a podcast about Jeffrey Archer and now I’m absolutely determined to have shepherds pie and champagne on NYE
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
I have picked up some kind of bug so my throat feels like broken glass but I forced myself up to shower, change my sheets and make tea and now I feel mildly less grotesque
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have picked up some kind of bug so my throat feels like broken glass but I forced myself up to shower, change my sheets and make tea and now I feel mildly less grotesque
Greggs need to add a feature to their app that sends you a notification when the sausage rolls are freshly out of the oven and on the shelf
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Greggs need to add a feature to their app that sends you a notification when the sausage rolls are freshly out of the oven and on the shelf
My coworkers don’t know that I have earl grey teabags hidden in the cocktail shaker
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My coworkers don’t know that I have earl grey teabags hidden in the cocktail shaker
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
My bf is actually a very sweet, patient and understanding man
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My bf is actually a very sweet, patient and understanding man
Catching up on 90 Day The Other Way and Matthew and Greta oh dear, her neuroses and his neurodivergence is non bueno
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Catching up on 90 Day The Other Way and Matthew and Greta oh dear, her neuroses and his neurodivergence is non bueno
My work won’t give us a pay rise in line with inflation, so most of us can’t afford to eat, but thanks to the new rebranding, we were gifted a cheap mug, cheap flimsy thin tote, ugly cheap notebook, branded post it’s and a quite good pen, so it’s all gucci!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My work won’t give us a pay rise in line with inflation, so most of us can’t afford to eat, but thanks to the new rebranding, we were gifted a cheap mug, cheap flimsy thin tote, ugly cheap notebook, branded post it’s and a quite good pen, so it’s all gucci!
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
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If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t use my wealth to create a Secret Crime Island. I would make a duel-themed restaurant called Swashbucklers where the waiters swordfight each other during your meal
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t use my wealth to create a Secret Crime Island. I would make a duel-themed restaurant called Swashbucklers where the waiters swordfight each other during your meal
Having a horrible, horrible not good day so I’ve gone to IKEA for lunch
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Having a horrible, horrible not good day so I’ve gone to IKEA for lunch