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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

Update: Sorry about that, Runtime was on my keyboard.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

Nanotrasen encourages you to remember the OG...

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

All of our Senior Officers responsible for general personnel are responsible for these primary duties.

1. Safeguard Ian. This actually is more important than all the following. Why? Don't ask.
2. Run in front of security so you can aim better while there's a firefight.
3. Give out AA for no reason.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

We here at Nanotrasen are glad to see our brand deal with Donk Co. being put to use!

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · May 13

This just in:

A crate of Collectable Hats has been unearthed from an undisclosed location, disturbing the delicate economy of Collectable Hats. Rumours say a ultra rare plasma hat has been found, but there is no evidence so far to back these claims.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Jan 7

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Jan 7

It's actually what I found this message on, and have used to find fan-art and generalized SS13/SS14 related posts- but having one to specifically separate SS14 from SS13 is good.

Thanks for giving the link, though, I'll be using it to share this.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Jan 7

Thank you, kindly.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Jan 7

NT-AI back online.

Q&A:

Q: What went wrong?
A: An intern spilled coffee on the housing of the AI.

Q: Why did it take so long to repair?
A: We gave the intern 50 credits to get replacement parts, and they spent it all on Greybull.

Q: Will this happen again?
A: Probably.

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 16

Automated Notification:

NT-AI Model "Omega" Crashed. Rebooting...

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 13

And I love you, random spessman!

a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a building that says ' national museum ' on it

ALT: a man in a superhero costume stands in front of a building that says ' national museum ' on it

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 13

BREAKING NEWS:

Jane Syndicate found ALIVE after being cloned, this being Clone #3,749 according to the NTIA. John Nanotrasen refused to comment on the affair, but Spokesperson Speaks-The-Lies from the NTIA comments:

"We don't know what happened. Plansssss are in the makingssss right now."

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 12

shrek from shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up .

ALT: shrek from shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up .

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 11

BREAKING NEWS:

Jane Syndicate declared DEAD by Interdyne paramedics after being shot 37 times by "Armored Gangsters" in an fly-by.

(Wonder who did that.)

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 11

Did someone say Space Station 13?

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SS13 @nanotrasen.bsky.social · Dec 10

The Nanotrasen Health and Safety department reports that injury via soap has gone down by 7% in the past two months. Good work, employees!

In other news, Nanotrasen has laid off 12,000 service employees to save on health insurance.

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