im craving a big cheese plate with crackers and berries
October 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
im craving a big cheese plate with crackers and berries
chess is so gay like why are you making moves on another man
October 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
chess is so gay like why are you making moves on another man
i want everyone i know to just forget i exist
August 21, 2024 at 3:03 PM
i want everyone i know to just forget i exist
the limits of the human mind are actually scary now that i think about it
May 28, 2024 at 2:10 PM
the limits of the human mind are actually scary now that i think about it
what was the slang in the 1600's like was "fiddlesticks i seemed to have extruded my buttocks out for the idle simpleton" the equivalent to sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
May 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
what was the slang in the 1600's like was "fiddlesticks i seemed to have extruded my buttocks out for the idle simpleton" the equivalent to sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
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free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end
May 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end
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I wish I could sublimate into a gas that would probably feel so good
May 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I wish I could sublimate into a gas that would probably feel so good
took a 5 hour nap yesterday it was nice
May 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
took a 5 hour nap yesterday it was nice
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went to the store
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
May 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
went to the store
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
aaaaaaa mako sharks are so cute like theyre so silly
May 8, 2024 at 10:54 PM
aaaaaaa mako sharks are so cute like theyre so silly
free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end
May 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
free will is literally a lie like all choices you make will eventually lead to the same end
the FUCKING advils arent FUCKING working
May 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
the FUCKING advils arent FUCKING working
what even is reality anymore
May 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
what even is reality anymore
thinking about that time when i used to have a crush on hatsune miku
May 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
thinking about that time when i used to have a crush on hatsune miku
i stubbed my toe really bad and now it makes this loud cracking sound whenever i walk
May 6, 2024 at 4:04 AM
i stubbed my toe really bad and now it makes this loud cracking sound whenever i walk
may the 4th be with you
May 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
may the 4th be with you
leap year more like time to leap off a bridge
May 2, 2024 at 6:54 PM
leap year more like time to leap off a bridge
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liberals on protesting: “yes do it! but please do it in a way that does not disrupt anything at all! we wouldn’t want your protest getting noticed and bothering folks’ sensibilities! but outside of that, feel free to protest as you see fit :)”
May 2, 2024 at 5:22 PM
liberals on protesting: “yes do it! but please do it in a way that does not disrupt anything at all! we wouldn’t want your protest getting noticed and bothering folks’ sensibilities! but outside of that, feel free to protest as you see fit :)”
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we should replace "let her cook" with "let her bake" because then its about getting bred
May 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
we should replace "let her cook" with "let her bake" because then its about getting bred
killing myself i accidentally typed erectile dysfunction instead of executive dysfunction on my essay and submitted it
May 2, 2024 at 1:58 PM
killing myself i accidentally typed erectile dysfunction instead of executive dysfunction on my essay and submitted it
you know it's bad when not even quora has the answer
April 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
you know it's bad when not even quora has the answer
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i’m honking on her shit i’m going freaking goose mode i’m spreading my wings to make myself appear larger to predators and opening my beak to hiss
April 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
i’m honking on her shit i’m going freaking goose mode i’m spreading my wings to make myself appear larger to predators and opening my beak to hiss