Ben W
@nebagram.bsky.social
Passive-aggressive asocial asexual agnostic iconoclast who hates labels but is happier here than on Twitter (formerly known as X)
Well THAT was a crash out and a half #SaturdayKitchen #JamesAcaster
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Well THAT was a crash out and a half #SaturdayKitchen #JamesAcaster
The BBC Genome project continues to get more and more awkward to the point that Philip Schofield ISN'T the most cringeworthy thing in this one.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The BBC Genome project continues to get more and more awkward to the point that Philip Schofield ISN'T the most cringeworthy thing in this one.
I love just how utterly done the BBC text commentator is #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love just how utterly done the BBC text commentator is #WorldCupDraw
Given that FIFA is one of the most corrupt organisations of all time, the announcement of the recipient of the #FIFAPeacePrize comes as absolutely no surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Given that FIFA is one of the most corrupt organisations of all time, the announcement of the recipient of the #FIFAPeacePrize comes as absolutely no surprise.
I mean, if you ignore the last word of this headline it makes for a hell of a dark mood shift for the RTD era #DoctorWho
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I mean, if you ignore the last word of this headline it makes for a hell of a dark mood shift for the RTD era #DoctorWho
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for other members of my family having a borderline violent lack of common sense
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for other members of my family having a borderline violent lack of common sense
Agile chads get moved by movie catchphrase (10)
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Agile chads get moved by movie catchphrase (10)
Is it okay that I get pathologically irritated whenever I click to join a Facebook group and am presented with an entire questionnaire?
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is it okay that I get pathologically irritated whenever I click to join a Facebook group and am presented with an entire questionnaire?
Ignoring the fact they gave a partially sighted guy a question about a painting and a movie poster... #HouseOfGames
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ignoring the fact they gave a partially sighted guy a question about a painting and a movie poster... #HouseOfGames
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to see through walls and teleport.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to see through walls and teleport.
And we begin Sunday with multiple reminders of what a selfish cunt I am for only having two arms.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
And we begin Sunday with multiple reminders of what a selfish cunt I am for only having two arms.
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to instantly duplicate any item on demand.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being able to instantly duplicate any item on demand.
Should've known that taking a half day from work would just mean that Saturday started early. :-(
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Should've known that taking a half day from work would just mean that Saturday started early. :-(
#IsItOk that Sophia Brooks should be another bauble if not angel on #TheLastLeg Christmas tree?
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#IsItOk that Sophia Brooks should be another bauble if not angel on #TheLastLeg Christmas tree?
Bit harsh that the BBC are making the #LookNorth host work on the morning of his wedding day
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Bit harsh that the BBC are making the #LookNorth host work on the morning of his wedding day
An ice cream van just drove past.
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An ice cream van just drove past.
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
At 6:40pm on a cold wintery night in late November.
I think we have a new definition of 'optimist.'
I feel a photo of the offending thing in question is required.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I feel a photo of the offending thing in question is required.
One is in Antrim, mixed a cocktail (7)
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One is in Antrim, mixed a cocktail (7)
Mum: *points a pile of stuff at me* can you take the top thing?
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Mum: *points a pile of stuff at me* can you take the top thing?
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
Me: *takes the thing on top of the pile*
Mum: no, I said take the top thing!
And here I am, kicking off the worst day of the week by learning what an incredible selfish cunt I am for not being telepathic.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
And here I am, kicking off the worst day of the week by learning what an incredible selfish cunt I am for not being telepathic.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Only just learned today what an incredibly selfish cunt I am for not being in constant pain.
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Clarkson to Lewis Hamilton in 2013: 'isn't moving from McLaren to Mercedes a bit like moving from Man Utd to West Ham?'
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
A question that aged badly in many ways! #TopGear #F1 #Formula1 #FormulaOne
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Congratulations to Adam Logan, World #Scrabble Champion for the second time after his first success 20 years ago!
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.
Commiserations to runner-up Nigel Richards, but let's face it, he's won plenty.