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milliemoo! @petrichorkaiju.bsky.social · 6d

flabby gut n'a fluffy tail

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lipidity @lipidlounger.bsky.social · Mar 3

before and after the purring session

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Sol @lunarsolmoth.bsky.social · 9h

hedonistic blob whose feeders manage to ascend them to godhood. they waste no time in swallowing the world in a tide of blubber, everyone buried under it realizing their purpose is to worship all that divine fat. all the power in the world and their only desires are to EAT and GROW and BE TOUCHED

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Amber 18+ NO RP @ambergate18up.bsky.social · 1d

space heater

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GRIN @dragooncircus.bsky.social · 5h

Doodle of the day

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たか @taka-fin9623.bsky.social · 8h

上班上班

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Class War Vet Pillow @pillowknight.bsky.social · 6h

a really scuffed idea

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 3d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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N/A @voidcatart.bsky.social · 2d

I'LL TAKE A DOUBLE TRIPLE BOSSY DELUXE, ON A BED, 4x4 BBW STYLE.
EXTRA HEFTY WITH A JIGGLE AND A SQUISH, LIGHT HONEY GLAZE.
RUB HER BELLY, PRAISE IT AND LET HER CRUSH ME.

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metallic madness @reelbigchungus.bsky.social · 6h

double chins are cute as fuck okay

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 7h

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 13h

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

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Or-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 9h

Wing-it for magicfab

Honestly, if you see someone with the body you want, "do what they're doing" is a pretty solid start to getting that bod.

#Transformation #TF
#OrFiS.Art #OrFiS #LavenderOrFiS #SkyPilotOrFiS

page 1 of a comic, Lav+Ender, a couple twin anthro sphinxes with prosthetic legs are sitting around in a cat park cattily talking about Sky, the exceptionally round bustyboy anthro goat who's skateboarding past them. "Stars he's built like the Michelin Man." "Does he even know how to skate?" "My money's on a humiliation kink." "How long 'til he beefs it?" "With those tits? A minute, tops." Sitting near by, fab, an anthro gryphon with a huge tail overhears the two, and looks shocked. Next panel zooms in on Fab, who's smiling brightly as they think to themself "Being bad at scateboarding makes you fat?"

page two has the anthro gryphon fab on their skateboard, skating along in the skate part as they psych themselves up in their head, thinking "I've got this! Just Fall. Beef it for the boobs!". Fab sarcastically says "Oh no!!!" as they intentionally slam the nose of their skateboard into the pavement, and throwing them onto the ground. They catch their fall with their arms.

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Or-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 9h

Wing-it for magicfab part 2

Lav+Ender are going to go on to psych out and trip up as many skaters as they can get away with

#Transformation #TF
#OrFiS.Art #OrFiS #LavenderOrFiS #SkyPilotOrFiS

page 3 has the anthro gryphon fab get up, excitedly looking at their body, only to realize in frustration that only their hands and forearms have gotten fat. The comic zooms in on the skateboard wheels rattling along, and zooms out to show fab going full speed directly into a wall. they colide with a loud BANG! and hold their arms clearly out of the way as their entire body crumples against the wall.

page 4 has the anthro gryphon fab, whose head is distinctly rounder, looks down to see they now have sizeable tits, and a big belly. this is followed by a montage of fab doing tricks, and falling on the ground over and over again. They do a kickflip, and fall on their chest, they grind on a rail, and fall on their chest again, by this point fab's entire body is rounder and bwompier than before. with much bigger tits. Even fab's thin bird feet have become big and round. Fab lands with half of an ass cheek hitting the curb of a park obstacle, and they get right back to doing a manual along the skatepark.

page 5 has the anthro gryphon fab falling down a flight of stairs, screaming in fear, and looking like this earnestly surprised them. they hit the ground, flattening entirely, before bounging back up with a loud BWOING! now spoting even bigger tits and a fatter ass and belly. Fab skates past the twin sphinxes Lav+Ender, who are looking at Fab in shocked excitement. Lav+Ender exclaim in unison "Holy shucking fit! Beefing it makes you fat!" Behind them, Sky, the goat fromt he first panel is doing a handplant in a bowl in the background.

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Wombo @roundwombo.bsky.social · 13h

Part 8 of Thamir's Culinary Circuit! With the Autumn harvest in full effect Thamir's kinda looking like a big pumpkin himself... Check out the most recent entry below!

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Diegothedragun @thefatpizzaboi.bsky.social · 12h

He holding up the line 🙄

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tlemo @tlemo0.bsky.social · 5d

you like bugs?

Drawing of a fat anthropomorphic field cricket startled by their own size.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10h

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that