Just paid UNO $1,000 pls no one ask me for anything I am broke
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just paid UNO $1,000 pls no one ask me for anything I am broke
To the ppl that take the discs out of thrift store DVDs and CDs….your moms a hoe
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
To the ppl that take the discs out of thrift store DVDs and CDs….your moms a hoe
Met a new potential therapist last night and having to go over my life story with someone is so emotionally exhausting like I have to recall and tell a stranger that my mother was beating me as a 6 year old that’s so fucked up
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Met a new potential therapist last night and having to go over my life story with someone is so emotionally exhausting like I have to recall and tell a stranger that my mother was beating me as a 6 year old that’s so fucked up
Got a call to schedule a job interview yesterday. WE UP! #NewJob2k26
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Got a call to schedule a job interview yesterday. WE UP! #NewJob2k26
Yall must be lying or have your settings way out of wack on hinge cause how are yall getting 50-100+ likes….i must be ugly fr omg
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Yall must be lying or have your settings way out of wack on hinge cause how are yall getting 50-100+ likes….i must be ugly fr omg
Bon Iver today
Woke up to “Somebody told me” by The Killers today
Fuckin scored at Thrift World
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bon Iver today
Not another one of have gas stations having a shoot out. I can’t have nothing
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Not another one of have gas stations having a shoot out. I can’t have nothing
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Man’s Family Rises To Record-High Fourth Priority https://theonion.com/man-s-family-rises-to-record-high-fourth-priority-1819577274/
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man’s Family Rises To Record-High Fourth Priority https://theonion.com/man-s-family-rises-to-record-high-fourth-priority-1819577274/
Threw up in my mouth a lil bit after trying to take my giant fish oil pills
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Threw up in my mouth a lil bit after trying to take my giant fish oil pills
High school teachers are strong cause kids these days are massive brats with no critical thinking skills oh my god
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
High school teachers are strong cause kids these days are massive brats with no critical thinking skills oh my god
Can’t believe it’s only been a year since Luigi’s took out that ceo mf
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Can’t believe it’s only been a year since Luigi’s took out that ceo mf
Woke up to “Somebody told me” by The Killers today
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Woke up to “Somebody told me” by The Killers today
Neeeeeeed to see Hamnet
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Neeeeeeed to see Hamnet
Fuckin scored at Thrift World
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fuckin scored at Thrift World
I think we lost someone’s princess Di loving auntie 💔💔
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think we lost someone’s princess Di loving auntie 💔💔
Thought I was giving Office Siren in my readers but I’m actually giving Harry potter 😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thought I was giving Office Siren in my readers but I’m actually giving Harry potter 😭
iTunes needs to be locked up for this
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
iTunes needs to be locked up for this
Anyone wanna do karaoke with me
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Anyone wanna do karaoke with me
I need a new job so bad lmao
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I need a new job so bad lmao
The goodwill outlet with the bins is an experience I don’t think I will partake in again but I did find a vintage caboodle so…maybe I will
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The goodwill outlet with the bins is an experience I don’t think I will partake in again but I did find a vintage caboodle so…maybe I will
Thanksgiving leftovers sandwiches
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Thanksgiving leftovers sandwiches
Wine and a strawberry uncrustable for the lady?
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Wine and a strawberry uncrustable for the lady?
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snow on the night after thanksgiving is so romantic i’m going to die
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
snow on the night after thanksgiving is so romantic i’m going to die
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot