Nick Kloska
@nickkloska.bsky.social
Father. Lifeguard. Hufflepuff. #feelthebern. Celibate. Can’t swim. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Thoughts aren’t my own
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Nick Kloska
@nickkloska.bsky.social
· Jan 27
Looking into having some dreams and goals. Anybody know any good ones for beginners?
Michael B. Shopping
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Michael B. Shopping
My death row meal would be a bag of tortilla chips but they all have to be complete and unbroken. No quarter-chip pile at the bottom. Fuck the police
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My death row meal would be a bag of tortilla chips but they all have to be complete and unbroken. No quarter-chip pile at the bottom. Fuck the police
LL Cool J: DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
Me: Ok I won’t
Song ends 😂😂
Me: Ok I won’t
Song ends 😂😂
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
LL Cool J: DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK
Me: Ok I won’t
Song ends 😂😂
Me: Ok I won’t
Song ends 😂😂
Really wish we could just skip to the part of Taylor Swift’s career where she hosts a *fine* podcast
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Really wish we could just skip to the part of Taylor Swift’s career where she hosts a *fine* podcast
PA here 👋🏼 I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and she loves to say the F slur
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
PA here 👋🏼 I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and she loves to say the F slur
PA Here 👋🏼 One time I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and whenever crafty didn’t have her special juice she’d go what she’d call “fruit fly style” and put all the fruit in her mouth and then back on the table until someone brought her juice
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
PA Here 👋🏼 One time I worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and whenever crafty didn’t have her special juice she’d go what she’d call “fruit fly style” and put all the fruit in her mouth and then back on the table until someone brought her juice
PA here 👋🏼 I actually worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and in between takes she would make all the gay people line up and pelt them with those little marshmallows that come in those Swiss Miss packets because it was “necessary for her process”
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
(https://deadline.com/2025/09/talent-agent-ai-actress-tilly-norwood-studios-1236557889/)
September 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
PA here 👋🏼 I actually worked on a set with Tilly Norwood and in between takes she would make all the gay people line up and pelt them with those little marshmallows that come in those Swiss Miss packets because it was “necessary for her process”
I am constantly enduring various circumstances
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I am constantly enduring various circumstances
Five years ago during Covid I didn’t have the bright idea to film myself doing dances on tiktok and now my apartment kitchen doesn’t have a dishwasher.
August 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Five years ago during Covid I didn’t have the bright idea to film myself doing dances on tiktok and now my apartment kitchen doesn’t have a dishwasher.
Just instinctively told the barista to “stay cool” after asking where he got his cool hat
July 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just instinctively told the barista to “stay cool” after asking where he got his cool hat
Nouns are straight and adjectives are gay. Don’t even get me started with prepositions
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nouns are straight and adjectives are gay. Don’t even get me started with prepositions
The existence of Hungary implies the the existence of Hung Ross
June 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The existence of Hungary implies the the existence of Hung Ross
*introducing my daughter named Grace*
“She is Grace.”
“She is Grace.”
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
*introducing my daughter named Grace*
“She is Grace.”
“She is Grace.”
Not to get political but green onion is THAT garnish. Sorry to the chive community
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Not to get political but green onion is THAT garnish. Sorry to the chive community
*walks into the apartment tour wearing OBEY flat brim and Limp Bizkit graphic tee*
Showing agent: Damn that white boy is based as fuck!
Gave me apartment for free 🤣
Showing agent: Damn that white boy is based as fuck!
Gave me apartment for free 🤣
May 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
*walks into the apartment tour wearing OBEY flat brim and Limp Bizkit graphic tee*
Showing agent: Damn that white boy is based as fuck!
Gave me apartment for free 🤣
Showing agent: Damn that white boy is based as fuck!
Gave me apartment for free 🤣
Eating blueberries rn. You oxidants are FUCKED
May 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Eating blueberries rn. You oxidants are FUCKED
When it’s an escalator but for the floor… ❤️ that
May 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
When it’s an escalator but for the floor… ❤️ that
Love a pool day. Or as I like to call it: naked friend time with water. Don’t get invited to many
April 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Love a pool day. Or as I like to call it: naked friend time with water. Don’t get invited to many
Had 2 lines at our table reads today. Was so chill and normal about it
March 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Had 2 lines at our table reads today. Was so chill and normal about it
Hey man, so pumped for the party tonight. It cool if my pimple comes too? No worries if not
March 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hey man, so pumped for the party tonight. It cool if my pimple comes too? No worries if not
This came to me in a dream
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
This came to me in a dream
What is Trump’s plan for everyone to stop putting so much everything on everything bagels? Every time I eat one I keep getting all of the everything on everything
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What is Trump’s plan for everyone to stop putting so much everything on everything bagels? Every time I eat one I keep getting all of the everything on everything
Looking into having some dreams and goals. Anybody know any good ones for beginners?
January 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Looking into having some dreams and goals. Anybody know any good ones for beginners?
LMNO?? Ohh let me guess. What’s next? P?
January 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
LMNO?? Ohh let me guess. What’s next? P?
