Nick Stellini
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Senior Editor @ CBS Sports | Baseball sicko | Up the Villa | Opinions my own
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Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
Does this place still suck or is it actually fun now
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Does this place still suck or is it actually fun now
Raleigh’s dad has Maddux command
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Raleigh’s dad has Maddux command
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Oneil Cruz has just hit a 488-foot nuke in the Home Run Derby. Paul Skenes is starting the All-Star Game for the second year in a row. The Pirates are allowing the fewest runs per game in the National League.
The team is 39-58 and every fan of the franchise is ready to stop watching baseball
The team is 39-58 and every fan of the franchise is ready to stop watching baseball
July 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oneil Cruz has just hit a 488-foot nuke in the Home Run Derby. Paul Skenes is starting the All-Star Game for the second year in a row. The Pirates are allowing the fewest runs per game in the National League.
The team is 39-58 and every fan of the franchise is ready to stop watching baseball
The team is 39-58 and every fan of the franchise is ready to stop watching baseball
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Why the hell are they displaying to the TENTH decimal place? 0.0000000001 foot is 0.03 nanometers, or the radius of a fucking HELIUM ATOM. Somehow, I don’t think Hawkeye can do atomic microscopy!
Brent Rooker eliminated by less than 1/10 of a foot. F1 ass sport
July 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why the hell are they displaying to the TENTH decimal place? 0.0000000001 foot is 0.03 nanometers, or the radius of a fucking HELIUM ATOM. Somehow, I don’t think Hawkeye can do atomic microscopy!
Jazz’s pitcher out here painting the corners like Kershaw
July 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Jazz’s pitcher out here painting the corners like Kershaw
Cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase Elly
"I think I can win it."
Elly De La Cruz in the Derby soon? 😳
Elly De La Cruz in the Derby soon? 😳
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase Elly
Impressive to both not show the 513-foot bomb completely clearing the concourse in center field *and* have the tracking arc make it look like it landed in the fifth row. Remarkable television.
July 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Impressive to both not show the 513-foot bomb completely clearing the concourse in center field *and* have the tracking arc make it look like it landed in the fifth row. Remarkable television.
Daddy’s little ball knower
May 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Daddy’s little ball knower
Just comeuppance as no serious political party can be led by a man named Pierre
April 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just comeuppance as no serious political party can be led by a man named Pierre
The Great Khan is calling his banners
"It's time to fight everywhere and all at once" Pritzker says, blasting "the do nothing crowd" of Dems in response to Republicans:
"We have to abandon the culture of incrementalism that has led us to swallow their cruelty and their callousness with barely a cowardly croak."
"We have to abandon the culture of incrementalism that has led us to swallow their cruelty and their callousness with barely a cowardly croak."
April 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Great Khan is calling his banners
Had to say goodbye to the world’s sweetest girl last night. I’m devastated. Zoe was a wonderful baby.
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Had to say goodbye to the world’s sweetest girl last night. I’m devastated. Zoe was a wonderful baby.
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This man is so bad for Texas sports that Oklahoma should give him an honorary degree
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has made an appearance at the Final Four championship game, despite fans claiming that when the Texas senator attends the game for the team he is rooting for, they are "cursed" and lose the game.
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trib.al/shyAwHJ
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This man is so bad for Texas sports that Oklahoma should give him an honorary degree
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The Cancun Cooler rides again 🏝️
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has made an appearance at the Final Four championship game, despite fans claiming that when the Texas senator attends the game for the team he is rooting for, they are "cursed" and lose the game.
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trib.al/shyAwHJ
April 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Cancun Cooler rides again 🏝️
HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT WAY
April 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
HOW DO YOU LOSE THAT WAY
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One Shining Moment will be nothing but reach-in fouls
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One Shining Moment will be nothing but reach-in fouls
Declaring this game Joever
April 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Declaring this game Joever
Houston plays basketball like Aaron Donald
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Houston plays basketball like Aaron Donald
Will Arnett is the voice for too many commercials. We need strict Arnett usage limits.
April 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Will Arnett is the voice for too many commercials. We need strict Arnett usage limits.
Oh now they’re HOOPING
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh now they’re HOOPING
O/U 4.5 made threes for this entire game
April 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
O/U 4.5 made threes for this entire game
Incredible defensive clinic from the rims so far
April 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Incredible defensive clinic from the rims so far
I want royalties
Broke: torpedo bats
Woke: depth charge bats
Woke: depth charge bats
April 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I want royalties
What in the world is this Kristian Campbell-Jaylen Brown segment
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What in the world is this Kristian Campbell-Jaylen Brown segment