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"Nite Owl" Joe™
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I live and breathe movies and comic books. Always tired.
Inexplicable feminist agenda.
#BlackLivesMatter
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Damn, The Crow soundtrack just remains a fucking all-timer doesn't it? This was peak.

If I had to save a few soundtracks from my collection out of a burning building, The Crow, Spawn: The Album, Judgment Night, and The Matrix are my essentials.
a close up of a person 's face in the dark
Alt: a nighttime close up of a brooding man's face- the character Eric Draven, from the movie The Crow. He has long messy hair, and his face is painted white, with gothic black accents around the eyes and mouth. A pet crow perched on his shoulder.
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Haha, I recently had to look into how to detonate a homemade explosive device inside an FBI field office for an action sequence. I'm pretty sure I'm on a watchlist now.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Yo when is Shout gonna release Jackie Chan vol 3 with Rumble in the Bronx, Drunken Master 1/2, Twin Dragons, Mr Nice Guy, and First Strike?
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Please support small biz and small creators 💕💕💕
Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.

If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Some Muslims drink, some don’t. Some Muslim women are hijabi, some aren’t. We are not a monolith. I know I drink. A lot.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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my kid's been introduced to the idea of actually owning things instead of paying for at-whim revocable licenses with always-on internet requirements. our generation was stupid for allowing it to go this far, we should support the next trying to claw it back.
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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saint shelley
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I'm so tired of everything being terrible.
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Here's my portfolio, if y'know... you're into that sort of thing.

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"Nite Owl" Joe™
Freelance artist
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December 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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SERIOUSLY
If you wanna keep the ability to get porn and see it then pick up your phone and call your reps!!!!
Do it!!!!
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Getting and selling porn should be easy like buying anything in life is. We shouldn't be underground because that is what fascism wants. Stand up for porn now or lose most creators you love. Don't let us backslide!
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Ari Aster, my guy, the mommy issues are kind of ridic at this point
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Pictured: Proper Computer Usage
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I was looking at custom brass knuckles and one of the display pieces said COOL BEANS and can you imagine getting your shit fucked up by THAT???
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I need Willem Dafoe in a jaunty hat at all times #hatm
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"fun in a bottle" is my new favorite way to describe Tremors. It truly is like pure, concentrated fun.
It's one of those movies that make you glad movies exist.
showed tremors to my bf
this movie is like fun in a bottle
one of those movies i like more every time i see it !!
💥💫🧨
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Are you even human if you’re not thirsting over Cary Grant???
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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you can use my released fonts, free or commercial, for video games!! i allow it. links are in alt text!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Film discussion this year has been rife with praise for the movie about eating pussy, playing sick tunes, and shooting racists in the dick *because* it's so joyfully about those "crass" or "genre" conventions.

Hell, people have been unironically flipping shit for *a DEATHSTALKER reboot*.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I dunno where these movie snobs are, I know plenty of people who write about movies and our conversations are all like "Have you seen SMILE 2 yet" "No I have to get through this Silent Night Deadly Night box set first"
What’s your favourite movie that YOU KNOW is fantastic, and you couldn’t care less if movie snobs would say it “isn’t real cinema?”
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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thank u to the otter community for setting such impressive parental standards in child-rearing
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I understand the benefit of CGI blood but I truly feel like nothing can capture the beautiful art of a squib exploding into a geyser of blood that looks painful
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is playful hyperbole, but it's basically impossible to overstate how exquisitely repulsive any and all "manosphere" aura is to women. Just ugly little boys crying angrily in a corner somewhere. Grow up, learn how to cook, wear clothes that fit, be kind to others.
i wrote about why exactly i love ran-thru bald men so much
www.patreon.com/posts/145164...
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I don't think I really get around how to socialize on here, it doesn't feel organic like how twitter did at its peak.

After twitter got bad, I think I just really defaulted to DMs and discord groups. I don't know how to interface with this kind of format very well. It's too public, too open.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM