Night in the Woods Quote Bot
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Night in the Woods quote every 3 hours (hopefully)
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nitw_quotebot reincarnated to bsky by @xsallysequel.bsky.social
I have weird thoughts like sometimes I want to go sleep in the woods or in the basement of an abandoned house during the day and only come out at night and be, like, a monster and, like, beautiful.
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I have weird thoughts like sometimes I want to go sleep in the woods or in the basement of an abandoned house during the day and only come out at night and be, like, a monster and, like, beautiful.
Too bad you didn’t die at college.
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Too bad you didn’t die at college.
We are gonna make it through this.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
We are gonna make it through this.
My life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance while I stay in the same place.
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance while I stay in the same place.
I definitely remember barely growing since then.
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I definitely remember barely growing since then.
I hope you get squished by the elevator.
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I hope you get squished by the elevator.
I don’t know if I do moderation well.
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I don’t know if I do moderation well.
Everyone is on their way somewhere else and I had that big fight with mom.
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Everyone is on their way somewhere else and I had that big fight with mom.
Hmm. I got dynamite!
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Hmm. I got dynamite!
No, God does that.
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
No, God does that.
No one’s forgotten who you are and what you did, you know.
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
No one’s forgotten who you are and what you did, you know.
Say goodbye to your fingers.
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Say goodbye to your fingers.
I’m gonna eat the shit out of some tacos.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I’m gonna eat the shit out of some tacos.
Like… being abused? Angus that’s not your fault at all. You were a kid!!!
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Like… being abused? Angus that’s not your fault at all. You were a kid!!!
They said I had an anger problem but that’s not true. I was angry because of something else. Something I’d lost trying so hard since not to be angry got me all defenseless and I lose more, and more, and more…
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
They said I had an anger problem but that’s not true. I was angry because of something else. Something I’d lost trying so hard since not to be angry got me all defenseless and I lose more, and more, and more…
I’m all hyper now. Like dolphins.
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I’m all hyper now. Like dolphins.
You can see like all of the sky here.
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
You can see like all of the sky here.
I’m terrified!
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m terrified!
My dad used to hit me a lot and my mom was probably worse. She like wouldn’t feed me, which is why I really like cooking now haha. She’d like shove me into the pantry and slam the door really hard and all the stuff would fall off the shelves on top of me.
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My dad used to hit me a lot and my mom was probably worse. She like wouldn’t feed me, which is why I really like cooking now haha. She’d like shove me into the pantry and slam the door really hard and all the stuff would fall off the shelves on top of me.
'Have you ever watered a tree?' 'No, God does that.'
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
'Have you ever watered a tree?' 'No, God does that.'
Oh god… Casey’s been down here the whole time.
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Oh god… Casey’s been down here the whole time.
'Well, he’s a jerk, hon.' 'No, he’s not. Or he wasn’t. I dunno.'
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
'Well, he’s a jerk, hon.' 'No, he’s not. Or he wasn’t. I dunno.'
Here’s to survival.
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Here’s to survival.
Ugh. We don’t talk about 'Go get dead, angel face'
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Ugh. We don’t talk about 'Go get dead, angel face'
No, he's not. Or he wasn't. I dunno.
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
No, he's not. Or he wasn't. I dunno.