Nick Murphy
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Nick Murphy
@nmurph18.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I don't believe that's true because if that were true, it would mean that every decision I've ever made in my life was wrong or at least misguided and I would have to reevaluate my entire being and that's too much for me so I don't believe it and actually I'm now angry that you suggested it.
Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario 64 are the best games in the Mario franchise.
Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy Two are not only the two worst games in the franchise, they are two of the worst video games ever created.
Fight me.
Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy Two are not only the two worst games in the franchise, they are two of the worst video games ever created.
Fight me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario 64 are the best games in the Mario franchise.
Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy Two are not only the two worst games in the franchise, they are two of the worst video games ever created.
Fight me.
Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy Two are not only the two worst games in the franchise, they are two of the worst video games ever created.
Fight me.
I should be able to sue Microsoft if my computer updates against my will.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I should be able to sue Microsoft if my computer updates against my will.
@firefoxperformance.bsky.social if your browser asks me to update one more time I'm switching to chrome. or libre fox. or literally anything else. my software works. quit telling me to upgrade.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@firefoxperformance.bsky.social if your browser asks me to update one more time I'm switching to chrome. or libre fox. or literally anything else. my software works. quit telling me to upgrade.
It should be illegal to tell men that they're the best/most anything or to give them any amount of high praise, tbh.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It should be illegal to tell men that they're the best/most anything or to give them any amount of high praise, tbh.
It's wild to me that people can look at this chart and think that it means that AI is replacing jobs when what it really means is that there's an AI bubble
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's wild to me that people can look at this chart and think that it means that AI is replacing jobs when what it really means is that there's an AI bubble
If any democratic senator's office is reading this, understand that I would rather primary every democratic senator and lose the midterms than win the midterms with the existing leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If any democratic senator's office is reading this, understand that I would rather primary every democratic senator and lose the midterms than win the midterms with the existing leadership.
When God called Socrates the smartest, he set about proving that he wasn't the smartest, and inadvertently proved that he was an asshole.
When Joyce Carol Oates called Elon Musk an idiot, he set about proving that he wasn't an idiot, and inadvertently proved that was an idiot.
When Joyce Carol Oates called Elon Musk an idiot, he set about proving that he wasn't an idiot, and inadvertently proved that was an idiot.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When God called Socrates the smartest, he set about proving that he wasn't the smartest, and inadvertently proved that he was an asshole.
When Joyce Carol Oates called Elon Musk an idiot, he set about proving that he wasn't an idiot, and inadvertently proved that was an idiot.
When Joyce Carol Oates called Elon Musk an idiot, he set about proving that he wasn't an idiot, and inadvertently proved that was an idiot.
I'm certain that almost all of them supported it and I'm certain it was because they were personally inconvenienced by flight delays.
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm certain that almost all of them supported it and I'm certain it was because they were personally inconvenienced by flight delays.
I think that taking the kind of body language and facial expressions that you would normally only have when you are talking with another human in-person and then performing them to a camera with no one else in the room is profoundly damaging to a person's psyche.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think that taking the kind of body language and facial expressions that you would normally only have when you are talking with another human in-person and then performing them to a camera with no one else in the room is profoundly damaging to a person's psyche.
Something bad happens to most people when they get hired by the New York Times. It's like someone finally gives them confirmation that yes they are smarter and better than most people and they no longer have to pretend to be humble
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Something bad happens to most people when they get hired by the New York Times. It's like someone finally gives them confirmation that yes they are smarter and better than most people and they no longer have to pretend to be humble
I just want Matty Glesias to eat shit. A long as he is shoveling heaping amounts of feces down his gullet, I'm happy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just want Matty Glesias to eat shit. A long as he is shoveling heaping amounts of feces down his gullet, I'm happy.
This is stupid. The purpose of Thanksgiving is excess. The meme shouldn't hypothetically limit you to $20. People should be eating every item on this list.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is stupid. The purpose of Thanksgiving is excess. The meme shouldn't hypothetically limit you to $20. People should be eating every item on this list.
There's a scene in season 3 of The West Wing where a secret service agent brags about killing a 15 year old and calls it fun and then CJ tries to kiss him in case you were wondering why some people think Aaron Sorkin is a huge piece of shit.
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
There's a scene in season 3 of The West Wing where a secret service agent brags about killing a 15 year old and calls it fun and then CJ tries to kiss him in case you were wondering why some people think Aaron Sorkin is a huge piece of shit.
If the Blue Jays win, this is the best world series ever. If the Dodgers win, I dunno. I guess it was alright.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If the Blue Jays win, this is the best world series ever. If the Dodgers win, I dunno. I guess it was alright.
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk Dads
Milk Dads
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Bummie Bears
Bummie Bears
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S&Ms
S&Ms
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk Dads
Milk Dads
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Spittles
Spittles
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Almond Goy
Almond Goy
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Sharties.
Sharties.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
It's very funny that so many people know Rufus Wainwright as the man who sang Hallelujah in Shrek considering that it was John Cale who sang Hallelujah in Shrek.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It's very funny that so many people know Rufus Wainwright as the man who sang Hallelujah in Shrek considering that it was John Cale who sang Hallelujah in Shrek.
Just sitting and thinking about how much better a place the world would be if Steve Jobs had never existed
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Just sitting and thinking about how much better a place the world would be if Steve Jobs had never existed
Pretending you and your partner have a good relationship so as not to upset the kids just as morally onerous as lying straight to their faces and is actually more psychological damaging than just openly fighting with your partner in front of them.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Pretending you and your partner have a good relationship so as not to upset the kids just as morally onerous as lying straight to their faces and is actually more psychological damaging than just openly fighting with your partner in front of them.
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it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character
AI is an absolute disaster
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
AI is an absolute disaster
Microsoft is gonna do another Vista
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Microsoft is gonna do another Vista
This man is a good opinion columnist and a great follow on social media, but his opinions on film are, uh, extremely wrong.
as i watch it i really do think i prefer TOMORROW NEVER DIES to GOLDENEYE
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This man is a good opinion columnist and a great follow on social media, but his opinions on film are, uh, extremely wrong.
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It’s all so heavy, man.
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It’s all so heavy, man.
Bring earplugs with you everywhere.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Bring earplugs with you everywhere.