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Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
@nobby1138.bsky.social
10-yr-old trapped in old man’s body. Writer, teacher, sausage fancier, squirrel worrier, zoo sculptor.
I love horror, droids, aliens, and stop-motion.

https://boxd.it/2lOX9
Been a while since I had a perfect Saturday morning like this.
#Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Now I love the Danish National Symphony Orchestra (go find their Ennio Morricone sessions), but this arrangement of The Asteroid Field (my favourite bit of music from any movie, ever) sets my teeth on edge.
I am audibly upset.

youtube.com/watch?v=a26a...
The Empire Strikes Back - The Asteroid Field // The Danish National Symphony Orchestra (LIVE)
YouTube video by DR Koncerthuset
youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just had a visitor in to check the Megalania I’m working on.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Introduce Yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

- Squirrel
- Rabbit
- Moose
- Raccoon
- Squirrel (different colour)
Introduce Yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

- Humpback Whale
- Orca
- Pine Marten
- Otter
- Beaver
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Pink Floyd
Queen
Orbital
Atorashi Gakko!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band

( some legends, among many, many others)
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Meg’s dead, baby. Meg’s dead.”

#Megalania
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy thanksgiving down there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fun ahoy!
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Woke up with,

“Oh, Bwumhilda, you’re so wuvvery!”
“Yes I know it, I can’t help it.”

in my head, and I ain’t mad.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sculpting a new Megalania today.
Thankfully, just half of one.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good morning!
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In a weird mood today, which can only be cured by an impulsive LEGO purchase.
Rereading Conan Doyle's novels at the moment, so this is a logical choice.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“That’s me in the corner,
That’s me in the spot, light…”
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Goodnight!

#caturday
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rosie and Kiki are here to remind you that you are important.
Also, did you just open a crinkly bag?
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Goodnight.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Practicing making musubi with my daughter.
Cat not my daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hate that I took a day off work because I was knackered, and thought I could make some progress on one of my novels, but distracted myself with an idea for a Victorian-based YA novel featuring an anti-hero called Jack Dripper, subsequently getting nothing done.
And so it goes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Teaching my 7-yr-old nephew to draw by doing ‘half and half’ sketches, and by copying my boot direction, he’s made it look like the monster is walking 🙂 Awesome!
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So happy for Christine! She has written for a clutch of my own anthologies - one of the reliable writers whom I’d always turn to :)
Huzzah for indie authors!
AWARD-WINNING SHARK SMUT!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do believe it’s time for comfort food.
#cauliflowercheese
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s a miracle he can text with those nails.
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bedtime.
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
All I ask is that someone allows me to make a film called ‘Candygram for Mongo’. I haven’t figured out the story yet, but I’m sure one will manifest once the finances are in place.
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM