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Noemissis
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También conocida como la de la absenta
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Today's advent calendar cheese is cheddar with caramelized onions! Slightly sweet, onion-y, delicious
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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A mis hijos les dejaré en herencia joyas como las pulseras de los festivales. Y de ajuar los vasos.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits but the algorithm will only show you the same spirit 72 different times
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Cuando apostatas
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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How a government treats freedom of information requests tells you whether they see themselves as working for the public or lording above the public.

Government information BELONGS to the public. It should be free. It's not theirs to do with as they please. It's ours.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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😆
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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And yes, to answer your question, graphic design is my passion.
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Todo Gobierno e institución de la UE que no cierre su cuenta en la Pajarería antes del lunes está, en la práctica, sancionando esto.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
La conclusión de mi #tidalrewind es que tengo que escuchar más música hecha en los últimos 50 años 😅
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Our standards are our power. They protect our sovereignty and our ability to act.
We need to hold the line on what makes Europe strong.
Rule of law, digital protections, climate and industrial leadership, and strong social rights.
These are not obstacles to competitiveness. They are the basis. 2/3
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Gran disparate, modo de volar, albañil herido, aún aprendo, así suelen acabar los hombres útiles, el pelele, el gran cabrón, mucho hay que chupar.

Todo son títulos de obras de Goya.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Uno de los mejores titulares que he leído este 2025
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
No suelo pillar el metro por la mañana y menos mal porque MADRE MÍA EL METRO DE MADRID! 😱
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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El consumo de alcohol pudo haber favorecido en sociedades humanas complejas la cohesión social, la cooperación, la creatividad y, en el ámbito político, la formación de alianzas y el ejercicio de poder.
Did alcohol facilitate the evolution of complex societies?
Did alcohol facilitate the evolution of complex societies?
The size and complexity of human societies increased dramatically over the Holocene. Researchers have proposed a variety of potential drivers of this major transition, including our predilection for alcoholic...
www.nature.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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being ruled by tiny men bereft of both curiosity and the ability to feel wonder is a terrible fate
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Going to build a sci-fi religion around this dog, who is clearly the reincarnation of a galactic emperor.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate
March 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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-Somos una multinacional con una proyección muy grande, y queremos contratar tus servicios.
-Genial, ¿cual es el presupuesto?
-Por desgracia el presupuesto es pequeño porque somos una empresa muy pequeñita, casi familiar
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM