Nichole
@nojellybeans.bsky.social
She/her | Musician, Star Trek fan, person who isn't sure how to write a bio | Picrew by http://star-trek-dumb-comics.tumblr.com
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Listen to the mustn'ts, child, listen to the don'ts.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Listen to the mustn'ts, child, listen to the don'ts.
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
I was just reminded that there's a radio edit of the song "Brown Eyed Girl" where the line "making love in the green grass" is (poorly) overdubbed with the line "laughing' and a-runnin', hey hey", and now I'm mad about it again
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was just reminded that there's a radio edit of the song "Brown Eyed Girl" where the line "making love in the green grass" is (poorly) overdubbed with the line "laughing' and a-runnin', hey hey", and now I'm mad about it again
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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I would watch this movie
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would watch this movie
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Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% trespaced on hellocobber shelve
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On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
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I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
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ketamine ? mid. molly ? dogshit. acid ? dont even. if you want the real shit, you should try this. *shows you a four minute long video of a cat sitting in a cardboard box*
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
ketamine ? mid. molly ? dogshit. acid ? dont even. if you want the real shit, you should try this. *shows you a four minute long video of a cat sitting in a cardboard box*
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I applied for seven (7) jobs and then I said to Andrew "applying for jobs is self-harm and you should make me stop" so now I'm going to close my laptop and go read a book.
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I applied for seven (7) jobs and then I said to Andrew "applying for jobs is self-harm and you should make me stop" so now I'm going to close my laptop and go read a book.
Please someone hire me for a real job that requires doing fancy stuff with spreadsheets because I have a part-time job where I'm putting way too much effort into writing fancy google sheets formulas that nobody but me cares about
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Please someone hire me for a real job that requires doing fancy stuff with spreadsheets because I have a part-time job where I'm putting way too much effort into writing fancy google sheets formulas that nobody but me cares about
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America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Toy Knives Out Story
Toy Knives Out Story
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Cell Cell
The Cell Cell
Insert a movie into another movie:
Star Star Wars Trek
Star Star Wars Trek
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Toy Knives Out Story
Toy Knives Out Story
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
I'm a few days late but I remembered to observe my Thanksgiving tradition of an Alice's Restaurant sing-along youtu.be/zPx2t7xoF1k?...
Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Massacree lyrics
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December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'm a few days late but I remembered to observe my Thanksgiving tradition of an Alice's Restaurant sing-along youtu.be/zPx2t7xoF1k?...
You'd think all the "AI" bullshit would make me less interested in sci-fi stories about artificial intelligence, but actually the opposite has happened, I'm more into sci-fi artificial intelligence than ever.
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You'd think all the "AI" bullshit would make me less interested in sci-fi stories about artificial intelligence, but actually the opposite has happened, I'm more into sci-fi artificial intelligence than ever.