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Cat in the Hat

@northcarolinats.bsky.social

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Twitter refugee. Anti-fascist. Nationals, Heels, and Canes fan. UVA and W&M Law grad. Estate planning attorney. Entrepreneur. I *used to be* a piece of shit. #FreeDC #FreePalestine #NoKings

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · Sep 25

Just a friendly reminder that Republican ghouls on the Supreme Court have been sharpening their knives for precisely this moment for the last 50+ years. Now, they’re cashing in.

Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · Sep 24

Every time I think I have a good handle on what a racist piece of shit William Rehnquist was, I remember something like “he would call Black college football players ‘jungle bunnies’” and I have to start over again

"Bill Rehnquist was always laughing, very fun loving. He had an affluent white family. It was the 1960s. And I definitely saw the racist side." The friend recalled attending football games with Bill and Jim Rehnquist at nearby Arizona State University. "And I specifically remember Bill Rehnquist saying more than once: 'Look at that jungle bunny run!' referring to a black player."
"I remember that phrase: 'Jungle bunnies.' The negative stuff that came out later; it all rang true. The election in '64; I have a very specific recollection when Goldwater lost. Bill Rehnquist said, 'The Democrats stuffed the ballot box.' I remember that phrase. He was passionate. An earlier memory:
I do recall that he worked at the polling places to make people pass literacy tests. It's very possible there were racial slurs then, too. That was in charac-ter." Rehnquist's activism gained him favor with one group that mattered

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 56m

Bump

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

If the Dodgers win this game, the home plate ump deserves a ring. Maybe two.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1h

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

Well, fuck

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

Underrated tweet

Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 4d

The US on December 7, 1941

Kate Dollarhyde @katedollarhyde.bsky.social · 4d

YAMAMOTO?????????????

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

If the Dodgers win this game, the home plate ump deserves a ring. Maybe two.

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

#WorldSeries

a man wearing glasses and a t-shirt that says i 'm having a good time ... not

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a t-shirt that says i 'm having a good time ... not

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Joseph M. Adelman @jmadelman.bsky.social · 1h

The only bad thing about this game is the home plate umpire’s strike zone. What is going on back there?!

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

I hate the fucking Dodgers so fucking much

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Crash Outstein @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · Oct 6

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 1h

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE

Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 4h

Ok I gave this “baseball” thing another shot and maybe it’s not so bad

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

Myriad high definition video technology, and the umps couldn’t get a basic play at the plate right

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NTurkeyP_Nate 🦃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 1h

Smith’s foot was off the plate but you’re never getting that call overturned.

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

His foot was not on the plate

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @grayathena.bsky.social · 4d

The US on December 7, 1941

Kate Dollarhyde @katedollarhyde.bsky.social · 4d

YAMAMOTO?????????????

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1h

Miguel Rojas is Spanish for Michael Redd

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1h

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 1h

Baseball player physiognomies:

-I smoke weed

-cultured apex asethete

-dan from jiffy lube

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 1h

#BlueJays

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a pool with the words `` god , if you listenin , help ''

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Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 2h

Eat my ass, Freddie Freeman

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 4h

I’m sorry, WHAT?!

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 5h

Anybody else having trouble accessing the game? #WorldSeries

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 5h

Watching the Secessionist Classic

Cat in the Hat @northcarolinats.bsky.social · 6h

Everybody knows Jimmy Fallon is the least talented, this is basic stuff, Donnie

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 9h

there are way more embittered CIA guys in NoVA than there are helicopter pilots in Jersey City

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 9h

Why does Span have more charisma juice than Sherrill?

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 9h

Abigail Spanberger: As I ask for Virginians to put their trust in me as our next governor, I would like to tell you why I'm running. I want to serve Virginia. My mother and father always used to say there is no higher calling than service to our country.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11h

May the odds be ever in your favor

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