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Boop.
He/Him/Oi!
Connoisseur of dogs with side eyes, and thumb faces. Former Dad of Kimchi (that was her up there(no not the thumb guy)).

Please don't take me too seriously. Unless i'm being serious.

Too shy and ugly to use a real photo. Forgive me.
Pinned
Kimchee immortalised by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Everyone is bullying Huw now. I feel terrible.
Ohh 💚 yeah, love those little nutdogger guys, the highlight of festive times.

also how do we feel about Vachuuwm for @followhuw.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh fuck me to Jupiter what have I said this time
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This is supreme work.
🚨Some personal news.

I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.

A profile of Jonathan Gullis.

"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
JFC.
They were 8 and 11 years old
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Dude I was trying to play Monster Hunter
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sleep is for people that don't have bellbottoms. Weirdos.

open.spotify.com/track/6NJQpF...
Bellbottoms
open.spotify.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Ay up me ducks!

So it is now PEAK Christmas card shopping time and I can now bombard you with MAH WARES for a little window!

So please consider spreading a little festive mirth with my scribblings this year…

Dippyfishcards.Etsy.com

#bsnm #ukgiftam #shopindie #christmas
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Goodies from @gingertotty.bsky.social have arrived!
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have lost my shit for some amount of time watching this
Will post to this thread occasionally to add to it
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You need one of these little fleabags* to adorn your backpack/coat/mantelpiece (do people still have those?)/guitar case/favourite mug

*they do not have fleas
There are more bobble hat lads in the emporium 📢🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Where has my bed sheet fucked off to
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Hey, I'm sorry it's Monday.

Have something to headbutt the week with (yes there's another disgusting bassline)

open.spotify.com/track/4LOBq7...
Dirt
open.spotify.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Okay, I (think I) have completely set up my old Wordpress. I didn’t used to have the time/energy to bother with it. Now I do, so LFG!
For now… the poem I stayed up 3am this morning writing on a whim. 😅
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is it bad form to take the bins out at half 3
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I have only just been introduced to Smol Paul and I would die in his honour
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A fox
Another fox
A fox running away even though I had a bacon roll
Two foxes doing it
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Dolphins 🐬
Lions 🦁
Elephants 🐘
Hippos 🦛
Leopards 🐆
Flamingos 🦩
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Loggerhead sea turtle
Dolphins
Pilot whales
Alligators
Arctic wolves
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Get it before it's gone
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Oop
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME

Follow @riotgrlerin.bsky.social , it will make your day at least 18% better, every day, or your muppets back, guaranteed
i’m going to try to change my holiday pfp 25 times this month.

i’d like to have our little weirdo community reply with selfies that i can work on.

they’ll be holiday themed. 🎄

i always try to get to them all so be patient with me.

tips appreciated but you don’t have to. linktr.ee/riotgrlerin
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Linktree. Make your link do more.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Antoine Dupont should be banned from rugby on general principle. How the fuck is anyone meant to deal with his bullshit?
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Technique over size every time.
Blokes with massive cocks make the worst lovers. They just think their titanic todger is 80% of the pleasure for us. It's not and it actually uncomfortable. And yes, Steve, I'm talking about you.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
If you don't, you are a foolish fellow.
Would you like any of my things that I handmade with my hands? 💘🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Would you like any of my things that I handmade with my hands? 💘🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM