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Id rather be a pig than a fascist

Sports and nerd stuff in Pittsburgh

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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Steelers TE depth chart should be Muth, Washington, punting on 3rd downs, heyward, smith.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
TURNER BURNER
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We didn’t even have the number advantage on that side in the replay.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Can we not
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hoping Carpenter is alright.

I spent a lot of years in college, but I’m ready to re-enroll with all my years of eligibility left to kick next week if all of them are still hurt
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey guys? What’s happening here ???
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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BEVEL THOSE USL CHAMPIONS THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Eric Dick is on the Mount Rushmore of Pittsburgh athletes.

That pk save is the difference. Player of the match for me before we got to kicks.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC win the #USL Championship Final on penalties
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
LETS FUCKING GO!

HOUNDS ARE THE CHAMPIONS
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
CBS NOW! Penalty kicks for Hounds and Tulsa
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hounds going to extras. Not a problem. I needed to keep all my muscles tensed up for another half hour. It’s a good thing.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
COME ON YOU HOUNDS!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I need to move. I’ve seen three sick festivals/tours on Instagram for next year and none of them come here or anywhere near. Why can’t I see turnstile, beach bunny, snail mail and the xx in the same day? Just because I enjoy the rain and coal dust. Stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Car started rough this morning. Have a feeling I’m going to be Ubering back and forth to get a new battery and replace it in the garage downtown.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Boy that is a fast 1-2 punch to the gut
a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
ALT: a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
THE SPIRIT OF MCAFEE IS ALIVE WITH THE IRISH
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What a huge defensive hold after that unraveling on the opening drive.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Caught two incredible signs on gameday just now. #PittSky can someone tell them they got the Babcock signs it on tv?

I can’t remember who made them but I saw them on the timeline last night.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Having FOMO on the Pitt tailgate but I need to save my energy for the Hounds playoffs tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Look the DoorDash commerce report is sound but I need to wait for the TacoBell food insecurity fiesta numbers to come in before I give him too much credit
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM