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Gonna stop being so political all the time, instead, here are good comic ideas I have had:

Zatanna is dating a slight of hand stage magician who has 1 stupid trick Batman can't figure out. It's a one shot and we follow Bruce's rapid deterioration as his detective work can't
crack it
Without Myles across from Caleb, the bears would be deep in the quadruple digits
myles garrett is cool and awesome but it's genuinely insane for them to say that he has impacted the game when his team is losing 31 to 3
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is true, it must be, because 5'9" is the tallest a short king can be
Five ten has been watered down by people of slightly below average height saying that’s how tall they are. It makes actual 5’10” people have to pretend they’re 6’1”. We are a few years away from historians claiming Shaq was taller than a giraffe.
five ten is tall! It’s on the lower end of towering!
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rand Paul advocating a RADICAL departure from the foreign policy toward latin america that has been in place since the inception of US foreign policy
Rand Paul: "The president also said, 'Be careful Colombia, you could be next.' I mean, if we're gonna go and topple regime after regime in South America, there's no amount of money that could be printed to pay for that and I don't think lives should be lost without a vote by Congress."
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every time I hear it, I'm less certain why we all decided Party All The Time was a bad stupid song and not an all time banger stupid song
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Have Victor Wembanyama" seems like a hard strategy to replicate if you don't have 1 or more Victor Wembanyamas
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I do not know a single academic librarian who would react to anyone making them work over winter shutdown with anything other than seating disdain.

Just set it on the 23rd
Sending my script off to the Hallmark Channel.

It's about a prim librarian from a quaint small town public library who gets stranded in the big city and visits the big university library (that's open on Christmas Eve, but work with me on this).

The uni reference librarian is a hunky single dad.
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also, the coward Frank Miller has yet to accept my challenge to a fistfight, for charity, at any time and place he chooses
Frank Miller is a rare example of an artist whose modern work is so foul it has caused me to go back and reconsider his early work more skeptically
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don't think I would fuck RFK Jr to sell 1200 books, but I guess I'm built different
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Wip sketch today
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This sucks. Professional wrestling was better when the language they used to bilk money from rubes was a different kind of made up insider word salad
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It seems more likely that the Democrats would offer a handwringing apology to all those who were unpardoned, congratulate themselves for not undoing any of trump's pardons, and then introduce Cuomo as secretary of state
If the entire Trump administration doesn't realize that this would guarantee that the Trump pardons they're all banking on will also be declared invalid by a future president, nobody tell them.
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I think, one wild thing to me about Power or Capital or The Ruling Class or however you want to phrase it, is that the atrophying of their control on propaganda is so brittle that it takes fairly little exposure to counternarratives to shatter it, and they have seemingly no way to combat it?
What's galling here is her subtext: she intimates that if people only knew 'Israel's story' somehow the genocidal ethnic cleansing could be justified. The whole thing is so disturbing, trying to blame young people, tiktok, youtube, to dismiss Palestinian grievances as propaganda.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Mega Manga

Created by a Mega Mangaka
I was recently gifted a Mega Man Manga by @ingforart.bsky.social and it fucking hints that Wily and Light were lovers in college.

Obviously it's a gag/doshin Manga.

But still. It cracks me up.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Stranger Things gets a bunch of shit wrong about the edition of Dungeons and Dragons that the kids would have been playing and honestly that's the worst part of season 5 for me
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fan Duel has a thing called "Pass The Leg" where you and a gang of your friends can all pick one leg of a parlay, and then win or lose together.

They should call that shit the Friendship Ender 5000, because the friend that picks the leg of your 7 way parlay that doesn't come in is fucked
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm imagining an episode of Abbot Elementary where they throw turkeys off the roof and cause tremendous about of property damage
The fact that we're still talking about the WKRP Thanksgiving episode demonstrates that there's a real opening for a modern television show to step up and create a perennial favorite
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I cannot imagine a more ominous setup for anything than: Germans Get Together And Pretend To Live In Wild West Texas.

Just extremely bad vibes from jump
Wrote what is maybe my favorite story in a while: I wrote about the suburb of Berlin where Germans get together at Old Texas Town and pretend to live in a Wild West Texas. Now, it's going to be demolished for a data center: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Old Town Texas is a slice of Texas in Germany. It's about to be destroyed.
Here, Germans wear Stetsons and line dance. But their little slice of Texas may soon be no more.
www.chron.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Putting together an Information Literacy lesson for the nursing students today, and their instructor wants me to talk about the tylenol-autism link.

It's really surprising how hard it is to find a source that says there is one. (Great!)

The most prominent one the white house fact sheet. (Fuck me.)
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wes Anderson's Cannonball Run. Live action only. None of his animated bullshit
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
There's a reason his last name isn't Gainpoorly
getting destroyed by kenneth gainwell is extremely funny
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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You got...

Master Porthos

Swords Artisan

Quote "Every time I win a duel I eat one Cheese-ed Burger"
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Announcing my own art gacha game. Like, comment or repost for a draw. One of each per day. You will get a gacha draw of variable rank and quality.

Of course you can also always pay for more draws per day....

#ingacha
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Haha unless
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A real Halloweewun if you will
Halloween rerun.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM