Ocelcock
@ocelcock.bsky.social
Dudes in dresses lover, climate change worshipper, president of antifa, and I have a bigger dick than the entire executive branch combined.
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I forget that Mormons get married young, so when I hear the show title “secret lives of Mormon wives,” I’m picturing 40+ year olds like the real house wives franchise.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I forget that Mormons get married young, so when I hear the show title “secret lives of Mormon wives,” I’m picturing 40+ year olds like the real house wives franchise.
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Welcome to my low stakes conspiracy theory about how all of Taylor Swift's music is secretly about Metal Gear Solid.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Welcome to my low stakes conspiracy theory about how all of Taylor Swift's music is secretly about Metal Gear Solid.
Revolver ocelot ass quiz
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Revolver ocelot ass quiz
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don't worry everyone! problem solved!
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
don't worry everyone! problem solved!
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thsi little guy is the most successful hunter
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
thsi little guy is the most successful hunter
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November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Hot girls love
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hot girls love
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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chris crocker coming out of the store after buying ten albums
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
chris crocker coming out of the store after buying ten albums
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The only time ocelot experiences his mothers touch is through violence
a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The only time ocelot experiences his mothers touch is through violence
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Went to a genuinely good haunted farm last night, but wasn’t scared except for in the strobe light smoke area, and that’s just bc it was so bright that I couldn’t see to walk
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Went to a genuinely good haunted farm last night, but wasn’t scared except for in the strobe light smoke area, and that’s just bc it was so bright that I couldn’t see to walk
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I don't wanna work, I just wanna play the 1996 point-and-click adventure game with FMV and Jeff Goldblum, "Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland" all day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS34...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS34...
Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland (PC Windows 9x, 1996) Longplay
YouTube video by Retro PC Games
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October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I don't wanna work, I just wanna play the 1996 point-and-click adventure game with FMV and Jeff Goldblum, "Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland" all day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS34...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS34...
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October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I’m happy to report that MGMT got their ass
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m happy to report that MGMT got their ass
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I will never understand how Jared Leto has remained a working movie star for 30 years despite never starring in a good or successful film
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I will never understand how Jared Leto has remained a working movie star for 30 years despite never starring in a good or successful film
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Awful news. Wes gets all the attention but Sam was vital to their sound. The first note most people heard from "Limp Bizkit" was the killer bass line to "Nookie."
R.I.P. Sam Rivers. Limp Bizkit shared that their founding bassist has died. Rivers was 48.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Awful news. Wes gets all the attention but Sam was vital to their sound. The first note most people heard from "Limp Bizkit" was the killer bass line to "Nookie."
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It's really funny that RL Stine is the 21st most translated author in human history. Numbers 22-25 are Jack London, Leo Tolstoy, Issac Asimov, and Charles Dickens.
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's really funny that RL Stine is the 21st most translated author in human history. Numbers 22-25 are Jack London, Leo Tolstoy, Issac Asimov, and Charles Dickens.
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So much happening in just a few sentences:
![Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]
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October 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So much happening in just a few sentences:
I’m behind. Why are people posting about a mass exodus from Twitter? Whats worse than a neo nazi being in charge?
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I’m behind. Why are people posting about a mass exodus from Twitter? Whats worse than a neo nazi being in charge?
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"make me bad" by korn (1999)
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"make me bad" by korn (1999)
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