OldLiz
@oldliz.bsky.social
I really love La-Z-Boy furniture, wolves, and popcorn.
This is my old Twitter archive.
This is my old Twitter archive.
never forget that the cast of xmen 2 gave the director an intervention while in full costume and makeup
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
never forget that the cast of xmen 2 gave the director an intervention while in full costume and makeup
whoever decided to let people make their own cover art for spotify playlists should be running the company
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
whoever decided to let people make their own cover art for spotify playlists should be running the company
I had a dream that the golden girls went to ancient egypt for multiple episodes
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
I had a dream that the golden girls went to ancient egypt for multiple episodes
taking your dog to a concert is equivalent to taking your epileptic friend to a strobe light show
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
taking your dog to a concert is equivalent to taking your epileptic friend to a strobe light show
chuck e cheese's full name is charles entertainment cheese, this is not a drill
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
chuck e cheese's full name is charles entertainment cheese, this is not a drill
please don't text my flip phone number, because I hated it and stopped paying the bill
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
please don't text my flip phone number, because I hated it and stopped paying the bill
yes there's a skull in my zen garden, what of it
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
yes there's a skull in my zen garden, what of it
I'm still reeling from the fact that I got food poisoning for the first time in my life this year
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I'm still reeling from the fact that I got food poisoning for the first time in my life this year
Fuck you if you forgive cops in ANY way
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Fuck you if you forgive cops in ANY way
being an introvert with no alone time is like being a dog without a ball
November 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
being an introvert with no alone time is like being a dog without a ball
the word parsimonious is literally an oxymoron for the meaning of parsimonious
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
the word parsimonious is literally an oxymoron for the meaning of parsimonious
"Jesus cleaned feet, I suck em"
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
"Jesus cleaned feet, I suck em"
Yesterday I got too high to play google cardboard and had to lay down
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Yesterday I got too high to play google cardboard and had to lay down
Why do I love shark tank
November 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Why do I love shark tank
me: why are my hands so cold?
my mom: because they're like your heart
my mom: because they're like your heart
November 22, 2024 at 11:59 AM
me: why are my hands so cold?
my mom: because they're like your heart
my mom: because they're like your heart
this is the medicine my mom gave me http://t.co/NVEsTXjDv8
November 22, 2024 at 11:59 AM
this is the medicine my mom gave me http://t.co/NVEsTXjDv8
during this break from school, I've made a picture story of me eating pieces of ham
November 22, 2024 at 11:59 AM
during this break from school, I've made a picture story of me eating pieces of ham
lyrics just heard in a red robins bathroom: "thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playin"
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
lyrics just heard in a red robins bathroom: "thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playin"
dirty scoundrel I say motherfucker
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
dirty scoundrel I say motherfucker
currently using the sack for an air mattress as an overnight bag
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
currently using the sack for an air mattress as an overnight bag
my moms got a dope ass kaleidoscope
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
my moms got a dope ass kaleidoscope
I just want regular eating, sleeping, and pooping schedules
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I just want regular eating, sleeping, and pooping schedules
constipation and diarrhea, fuck you both
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
constipation and diarrhea, fuck you both
my mom unabashedly loves taylor swift
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
my mom unabashedly loves taylor swift