Humphrey Bogart's Hairpiece
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Follow me if you want, just know that I'm boring and dumb. Go Pokes!
📍Rochester, MN
Letterboxd account: https://boxd.it/5vIGD
📍Rochester, MN
Letterboxd account: https://boxd.it/5vIGD
For the love of all that's holy, people from Somalia are called Somali
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
For the love of all that's holy, people from Somalia are called Somali
My greatest culinary invention is prepped, it's the Seven B's. Beets, brussel sprouts, bacon, brown sugar, butter, black pepper, and bourbon.
(and salt but that doesn't fit the theme)
(and salt but that doesn't fit the theme)
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My greatest culinary invention is prepped, it's the Seven B's. Beets, brussel sprouts, bacon, brown sugar, butter, black pepper, and bourbon.
(and salt but that doesn't fit the theme)
(and salt but that doesn't fit the theme)
It's nearly 10am, do you know what temperature your turkey is at?
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's nearly 10am, do you know what temperature your turkey is at?
For family get-togethers when you vaguely dislike your family
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
For family get-togethers when you vaguely dislike your family
Every year I pre-game by coming to my town's oldest pizza joint (since 1963!) and having their pilgrim za for lunch on Tgiving eve. It's mashed potatoes, canned corn, fried turkey, green onion, and cheese, with a side of gravy. It's just the best.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Every year I pre-game by coming to my town's oldest pizza joint (since 1963!) and having their pilgrim za for lunch on Tgiving eve. It's mashed potatoes, canned corn, fried turkey, green onion, and cheese, with a side of gravy. It's just the best.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
It's probably been a minute since you thought about the 1937 Cord 812S, the most beautiful car ever made.
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's probably been a minute since you thought about the 1937 Cord 812S, the most beautiful car ever made.
My wife grew these mushrooms from scratch! Like, she got some logs and drilled holes and innoculated them and all that. Pretty cool.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My wife grew these mushrooms from scratch! Like, she got some logs and drilled holes and innoculated them and all that. Pretty cool.
I'm not saying our government is run by a Russian stooge, but apparently the new peace plan calls for Ukraine to a) give up land it currently controls, b) shrink the size of its military, and c) quit getting weapons from NATO. Yeah, I'm sure that'll end well.
www.twz.com/news-feature...
www.twz.com/news-feature...
As Ukraine Loses More Ground, U.S. Army Leaders In Kyiv To Spur Peace Talks
The visit of the high-ranking officials come as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky faces increasing pressure at home and abroad.
www.twz.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm not saying our government is run by a Russian stooge, but apparently the new peace plan calls for Ukraine to a) give up land it currently controls, b) shrink the size of its military, and c) quit getting weapons from NATO. Yeah, I'm sure that'll end well.
www.twz.com/news-feature...
www.twz.com/news-feature...
Those people who can sit and code all day and then do coding side projects at night are such weirdos. I have some stuff to do for my kid's cub scout pack and just getting an IDE installed and java_home set up and all that on my home machine is so disheartening.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Those people who can sit and code all day and then do coding side projects at night are such weirdos. I have some stuff to do for my kid's cub scout pack and just getting an IDE installed and java_home set up and all that on my home machine is so disheartening.
did I fall into a wormhole and wake up in 2009
did the guy who makes legos fall into a wormhole in 2009 and wake up today
did the guy who makes legos fall into a wormhole in 2009 and wake up today
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
did I fall into a wormhole and wake up in 2009
did the guy who makes legos fall into a wormhole in 2009 and wake up today
did the guy who makes legos fall into a wormhole in 2009 and wake up today
As long as the academy is having a moment of introspection about professors being creepy with students, can we maybe make Jack Horner retire?
(after leaving MOR, he's now teaching at a private christian school in California.)
people.com/celebrity/ja...
(after leaving MOR, he's now teaching at a private christian school in California.)
people.com/celebrity/ja...
Jack Horner Says He Was Let Go for Marrying 19-Year-Old Student
Horner spent 34 years at the Museum of the Rockies and even advised Steven Spielberg on the Jurassic Park movies
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As long as the academy is having a moment of introspection about professors being creepy with students, can we maybe make Jack Horner retire?
(after leaving MOR, he's now teaching at a private christian school in California.)
people.com/celebrity/ja...
(after leaving MOR, he's now teaching at a private christian school in California.)
people.com/celebrity/ja...
This looks so terrible and I'm sure I'm going to see it like thirty times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYF...
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This looks so terrible and I'm sure I'm going to see it like thirty times.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYF...
Stopping Tim Walz from calling them weirdos was the biggest mistake the Harris campaign made.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Stopping Tim Walz from calling them weirdos was the biggest mistake the Harris campaign made.
I made these tonight (the suggested alt of bbq ones) and, uh, there's a reason that you've never heard of tofu meatballs before.
www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/tofu...
www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/tofu...
Tofu Meatballs
Tofu meatballs are a meatless twist on classic Italian meatballs. Serve these baked meatballs as a warm appetizer or pair them with sauce for pasta night.
www.tasteofhome.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I made these tonight (the suggested alt of bbq ones) and, uh, there's a reason that you've never heard of tofu meatballs before.
www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/tofu...
www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/tofu...
Oh man, I love Todd Snider. He was only 59! I think this is the best track from his best album, although he wrote a ton of really great stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcH3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcH3...
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh man, I love Todd Snider. He was only 59! I think this is the best track from his best album, although he wrote a ton of really great stuff.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcH3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcH3...
Even if I was an ICE guy who thought that we needed to deport everybody because I was a racist, I might look at my buddies handcuffing priests and have an "are we the baddies?" moment. Like, I'm a pretty strong atheist, but those dudes have dedicated their lives to living right and helping people.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Even if I was an ICE guy who thought that we needed to deport everybody because I was a racist, I might look at my buddies handcuffing priests and have an "are we the baddies?" moment. Like, I'm a pretty strong atheist, but those dudes have dedicated their lives to living right and helping people.
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Inside the news are two Michael Wolves:
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Inside the news are two Michael Wolves:
One crazy thing from these Epstein emails is that I've learned that I have way better grammar and message etiquette than I thought.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One crazy thing from these Epstein emails is that I've learned that I have way better grammar and message etiquette than I thought.
JFC, Delta, this bullshit is why people hate flying.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
JFC, Delta, this bullshit is why people hate flying.
At a digital path AI talk today there's a guy who has given an LLM full access to his git, including letting it run branch commands. I am going to have a job forever.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At a digital path AI talk today there's a guy who has given an LLM full access to his git, including letting it run branch commands. I am going to have a job forever.
A crazy thing I just learned about the Edmund Fitz - the ship is on the bottom at a depth of 530ft but was itself more than 700ft long, meaning that if it had stuck straight up from the mud on the bottom there'd be a 15 story building's worth of stuff above the waves. Those ships are so big!
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A crazy thing I just learned about the Edmund Fitz - the ship is on the bottom at a depth of 530ft but was itself more than 700ft long, meaning that if it had stuck straight up from the mud on the bottom there'd be a 15 story building's worth of stuff above the waves. Those ships are so big!
As a Minnesotan, I'm honestly a little surprised that Amy K isn't one of the senators giving in.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
As a Minnesotan, I'm honestly a little surprised that Amy K isn't one of the senators giving in.
I very strongly suggest marrying a lady (or dude if you're into that sort of thing) who somehow really likes open enrollment time. She reads all the plans and the emails and etc. and I just click what she tells me to. It's great! It's so much better than me having to pay attention to this nonsense!
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I very strongly suggest marrying a lady (or dude if you're into that sort of thing) who somehow really likes open enrollment time. She reads all the plans and the emails and etc. and I just click what she tells me to. It's great! It's so much better than me having to pay attention to this nonsense!
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM