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ovtsbehslov.bsky.social
diane (sober version)
@ovtsbehslov.bsky.social
i will behave this time. this is not a lie by omission.

transfem, they/them
no offense, but trans people choose better names than cis mothers and it's not even close
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
transgender is a contagion, and i'm a superspreader
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They had to start using the term "plant-based" because the average American becomes a full-blown nazi when they see the word "vegan"
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
36° is almost 40, which isn't too bad. But 34° is almost 32, which is really cold.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm definitely stupid enough to think that delirium tremens sounds kinda fun
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my online presence is analagous to Harry shooting himself in front of Titus Hardie
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The only thing we did for H'ween was a very brief Weekend At Bernice...

I never think of it as being an "interracial relationship" bc he's culturally 100% white Ohioan, but sometimes the category is, uh... evident
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
heteronormativity is good, actually (helps me pass when i'm with my boyfriend)
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
can you exchange AA chips for anything cool, or is it all cop-out shit like "self-improvement"?
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
sorry for always spelling it like "schtick," it's because the letter щ has permanently unmoored me from reality
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My worst trans lady opinion is that Manhunt is a real slog, even in audiobook format. I got to the last 30-45 minutes and could just not force myself to finish it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
My uncle was burned at the stake during the Salem Witch Trials for believing it was butter. This was in 1991.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ladies' rooms should have urinals for trans women. and they should fund the program with veterans' pensions.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Four out of five Americans prefer butter over I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." — European ad for the product
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I Would Be Willing To Entertain The Possibility That It's Butter
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That's actually a misconception. "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is the advertising slogan; the product itself is just called "It."
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Fuck You, It's Butter
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I Can't Believe It's Substantively Distinct From Yet Functionally Analogous To Butter
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I Can't Believe It's Supposed To Be Butter
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
guy at the pet store said i have a "life-ruining ass"
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I basically look like if D'Arcy Carden never developed a makeup or hair routine
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I think I hit that sweet spot between fem enough to pass* with normies but not attractive enough to get bothered

*not a scientist, but I definitely do look slighrly more fem in real life than pictures
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
i love my boyfriend but he's so bad at video games it makes me physically anxious
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
finally picked up House of Leaves like Squidward finally trying a krabby patty
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
New law: Edibles are legal, but they have to taste bad. Gummies have to be flan of unflavored gelatin, pot brownies have to be all corner pieces.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM