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i think if democrats at a bare minimum don't permit this grassroots left-populist wave to bring more social democracy into the party's DNA they are facing a genuine mutiny of rank and file members
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this might have merit if it's about the people who (for example) see someone post a picture hanging out with friends and there happens to be a can of Diet Coke on the table and they make it a screed about how dare you drink the same soda as Mango Mussolini, are you a MAGAT?, but I really doubt it
I suppose I just don’t think it’s crazy to have anxiety about the sundowning pedophile cult leader who likes to send armies into American cities.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
white libs looooove making special revenge fantasies about fascists of color that specifically entail the white fascists systematically murdering them before the white ones themselves are presumably given proper trials and executed legally
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I didn’t know what three-cueing was until I looked it up just now and holy shit, I distinctly remember doing that as a beginning strategy when I was learning to read at about four years old *and being corrected out of it until I stopped*. What do you MEAN that’s the current TEACHING STRATEGY
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The legend lives on from Port Said on down
Of the big ship they called Ever Given
The boat, it is said, "technical errors" misled
When the Suez winds hit 40 kn
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The mysterious fourth McElroy brother, Damien the treacherous vizier
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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They couldn’t even give the base one fucking week of enthusiasm
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
listened to the devil on my shoulder and downloaded KCD2 while it's free to play to take a little peek
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
based on the reaction to how my hair looked the last couple of days I guess I’m just sleeping in rollers now
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Victor Frankenstein:
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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struggling to pronounce the name of the new mayor of New York? please enjoy this helpful guide
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Take me with you 🫀

man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
YUB NUB
This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
[return of the mack voice] return of the woke
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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[Dark Souls font] TRANSPHOBIA DEFEATED
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Next Week's New Yorker cover, illustration by Edel Rodriguez.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Y'all mind if I lib out a little bit? 🥺
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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MISSISSIPPI MASALA IS NOW REQUIRED VIEWING IN ALL NYC PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM