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Bea (local failure, local girl)
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professional funny little guy - 25

born to dilly dally, forced to participate in capitalism :(
(icon drawn by @c0rps3g0bbl3r.bsky.social, i'm shilling for him out of love borne from my own heart)
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jake.sooscreek.productions
The thing about bringing Vine back now is the place it filled in the market has been completely demolished. Vine could only exist in the time Vine existed
Jack Dorsey funds diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive | TechCrunch
Jack Dorsey backs diVine, a Vine reboot that includes Vine's video archive of six-second, looping videos. A new app called diVine will give access to more than 100,000 archived Vine videos, restored f...
techcrunch.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is riding on the shoulders of a big yellow guy labeled "INSPIRATION", who is holding Shen's feet so he doesn't fall off. Both are happy, Shen with his eyes closed going "WEEEEEEE!", and there are sparkles around them. Panel 2: Inspiration, by the feet, swings Shen full force into the ground, which he hits with his face and shatters, sending bits of debris into the air. Panel 3: Shen sits up, dazed with swirly eyes and scuff marks all over him, as Inspiration's yellow hand recedes exits panel left, having let go of Shen. Entering paneling right is a new, grey hand. Panel 4: Shen is now riding on the shoulder of a big grey guy labeled "DISCIPLINE" who has a furrowed brow and determined expression. He's still kinda crumpled and dazed, and is once again is going "weeeeeee", though now less enthusiastically.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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ferronnuff.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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ascalaphid.com
Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
gharial of the cloth
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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ascalaphid.com
i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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shenpai.gay
Every time I talk about how I need a girlfriend I can’t stop thinking about this post
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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howdylake.com
Full disclosure
I am a monster, a creature of despair
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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zealousagain.bsky.social
Beginning to regret naming my convention for American anime voice actors “DubCon.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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avantris.bsky.social
D&D Animated: Punch a Body! 🤣

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e #dndmeme #dndmemes #dndjoke #dndcommunity #dndcharacter #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #fyp #fypシ #foryou #viral #funny #nerd #animation #animated #comedy #improv #avantris #legendsofavantris #loa
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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morbi.bsky.social
[repost] she knows exactly what it says
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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raxdflipnote.bsky.social
jerry started the fire
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
ICYMI

I wrote a funny book to trick children into reading literature!
smbccomics.bsky.social SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 3d
After generations of family adventures, Sawyer Lee is determined to sink in the couch! The problem is that it will take a regrettable amount of energy for him to escape the mysteries, conspiracies, and gourd-based festivities the whole town throws his way.

us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
Part 1/3 of a 11-panel SMBC comic update where an avatar of the author is introducing his new book, Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home. In this section, the author describes the positive response to his previous illustrated middle-grade novel, Bea Wolf. Part 2/3 of a 11-panel SMBC comic update where an avatar of the author is introducing his new book, Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home. In this section, the author shows the cover and describes his motivation to write the book, namely to make his daughter giggle, gasp and say "Dad you can't do that!" Part 3/3 of a 11-panel SMBC comic update where an avatar of the author is introducing his new book, Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home. In this section, the author explains that there are no lessons or moralizing elements to the story, it's a story focused on fun. The author concludes the introduction to the book by mentioning the ongoing pre-orders, telling folks not to spoil the surprise ending, and thanking readers. Promotional image of Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home showing the book cover on a field of teal with hand-drawn stars. The caption prompts the viewer to read the first chapter online (link in the post).
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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secondlina.com
Ballet [1/4]
A cartoon crow looks up at a poster for a ballet studio that includes art of 6 ballerinas dancing and a guide of the first 5 ballet feet positions. The crow marvels that humans can glide on the ground as birds do in the sky. The crow decides to try dancing too, following the illustrated poses on the poster. The crow crosses their legs and bounces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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albthere.bsky.social
I know I’m gonna lose followers over this. It’s true tho. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Bye, Felicia!
Three panels. 1st: Democrats when they're in the minority: dying old man says “I’m too weak” 2nd: Democrats when they're in the majority: same decrepit old guy says “I’m too weak” 3rd: Democrats when stopping Bernie Sanders and policies to help working case people. Same old evil bastard, suddenly energized and oozing lightning with a ferocious look on his face.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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bisexualmothman.bsky.social
they tell you that dirty pair (1985) has an episode with a trans woman in it, but what they don't tell you is that the antagonist of the episode used her and her fiancee's love of hamburgers to manipulate her
Screenshot of Dirty Pair episode 7. Clicky Goldjeff, the fiancee of Joanca who is later in this scene revealed to be a trans woman, is saying "You knew we liked hamburgers, so you used that to set up this vacation prize, didn't you, Papa?"
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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stilts.bsky.social
Watching Digimon Adventure and absolutely losing my shit over this Agumon
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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uchulups.bsky.social
Happy grand bday deltarune!!!!!
#deltarune #art
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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dbzepisodes.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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keelyclove.bsky.social
i love pokemon channel so much
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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allsees.online
happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day for all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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christinelove.bsky.social
Star Sword Nemesis is now available! Read about the most fashionable girl in a utopian collective of Trans-Neptunian Objects falling in love with her fencing instructor, the deadliest turncoat milf in all of space, feat. art by @mightyatom.bsky.social! loveconquersallgames.itch.io/star-sword-n...
October 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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daiz.moe
New article on ★ daiz.moe ★

Crunchyroll is destroying its subtitles for no good reason
daiz.moe/crunchyroll-...

A ton of research and effort went into this one. This is the article to read to get to the bottom of Crunchyroll's subtitle changes!

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Crunchyroll is destroying its subtitles for no good reason | Daiz.moe
With the Fall 2025 anime season, Crunchyroll demonstrates zero respect for anime as a medium as the presentation quality of its subtitles reach an all-time low.
daiz.moe
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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mothersbasement.bsky.social
they are not sending their best
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM