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Parea Simone

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(コ:彡 🧪 Hσʂƚ & Bɾαιɳ Pαɾαʂιƚҽ ENVTUBER ˚. ˋ з 💜🧠 #pareasimone 彡ˋ˒ [email protected] "Brainy pair extraordinaire, dedicated to world conquest and entertainment!" Writer, comedian, streamer, and⚠️ PRE-DEBUT⚠️Vtuber!

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jan 18

“Brainy pair extraordinaire dedicated to world conquest and entertainment!” 🧪

Step into the lab!! We welcome you with open tentacles~

Youtube : www.youtube.com/@pareasimonevt
Twitch : www.twitch.tv/parea_simone
Tags : 🐙 #Pareasimone | 🎨 #Parasart | 🔞 #Paraspicy
Oshi mark : 💜 🧠

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · 4d

The problem with trying to commit to a social media regimen is that like any other regimen, you'll find any reason to put off doing it. I know I just cleaned Simone's lab two days ago, but is it REALLY clean? I'd better redo the entire process just to be sure.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · 6d

I do apologize for not being on socials as often as we really should be. Simone and I are a bit timid when it comes to talking with folks, but there's only one way to overcome that, so expect to see us wriggling out way into your comments soon!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Sep 7

Sad announcement: due to personal matters, I'll unfortunately have to put a freeze on livestreaming for the coming weeks. Don't worry, though, we'll be much more active on social media- and have a few surprises in store when we get back!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Sep 5

It's been one day and I already despise Silksong's bosses. At some point, I can't help but think I have permanent skill issues.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Sep 4

It's been a difficult fight, but guess who snagged access to Silksong? THESE TWO! Join us right now for the first steps into this new Hollow Knight adventure!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Sep 1

Slight delay on tonight's stream while we refill our spicy chip and soda supply. BRB!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Sep 1

Our newest short is live! There's nothing I love more than insulting a bad host body. I could also go after Amon's tentacle game, but there's no need to rub salt in the wound, right? youtube.com/shorts/7JZ3f...

Amon Sucks at Host Bodies

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 31

This is normally the time of week where I'd show off all the different games we're playing, but.... let's be honest, we all know it's Hollow Knight, all week, every day. Starting at 7 PM every night, it's more Hollow Knight, including SILKSONG... when it comes out, of course.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 27

My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 24

Our second short riff is finally LIVE! Come learn about the fun of signs, and why it's important to know when a guy really wants yo to stay off his lawn. Because OH MY GOD, that guy wants you off his lawn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5a...

Mystery Parasite Theater 2000: Reading Signs is FUN!

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 20

There's a new flavor of Baja Blast out there... they call it Midnight. Sounds great, but I do regret waiting until midnight for the full experience. Hard to sleep on a sugar high.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 18

Two old games and one new one are this week's highlights, followed by a new riff on Sunday! Save me a seat... unless they're all taken.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 16

WE PLAYING GOO-GOO BABIES TONIGHT?

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 16

Come on down to Parea's House of Pie and Snails- where we sell those two things and nothing else! Think we can get it funded on Shark Tank? Those are some brains I'd love to pick~💜🧠

youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...

Parea's House of Pie and Snails #vtuber #shorts

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 16

I judge visits to the stir-fry buffet by how hot my mouth is burning at the end. This time, it felt like I were gargling sulfuric acid. So, it's a solid 8/10!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 11

New week, new schedule! Making up for yesterday's emergency flee with AOE2 tonight, then another bout of food trucking, and... a surprise mystery thing?! 💜🧠

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 11

Tonight's stream had to prematurely end due to an important family call. We'll pick it back up tomorrow!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 5

A late schedule is STILL A SCHEDLE! Prepare for voyages to the stars and back in time, and a welcome return to the food truck!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Aug 4

We've been a little less active on here due to business matters, but it's time to fix that. Expect more tentacles in your ears very soon!

....I just realized how awkward that sounds.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jul 27

Art by the incredible skeb.jp/@87Mitsu4 !

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jul 27

"Nothing says 'Evil Scientist' like a like a very low crop top. Trust me, I'm a professional~"💜🧠 #vsky

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Apr 14

Heh... see something that caught your attention? Our eyes are up here, you know..."
#envtber #vtuber #vsky #parasart

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Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jul 13

I've heard of beach bunnies. Glad to know this is what they meant.

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jul 13

Okay, so we got a LITTLE addicted to the horse game. Big deal. Now get scheduled for our next streams already!

Parea Simone @pareasimone.bsky.social · Jul 13

Look for the tuna! It's the popular thing, so it'll probably spit you out somewhere good.