the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

Weak men
who enjoy Elon Musk in the WH
dressed like a 90s coke dealer
are deeply upset at Zelensky's WH attire.

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

this new netflix movie CARRY ON is extremely stressful (complimentary)

as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch

Just want to say that I spent years unsuccessfully pitching Nintendo a SuperMario spinoff game called "Luigi's Manifesto."

And today I feel vindicated.

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity