steve
@pastapotamus.bsky.social
I'm the type of person who would spend a long time thinking of what to write here and still not come up with anything better than this.
LOL @ trying to work today
November 5, 2024 at 4:16 PM
LOL @ trying to work today
Would
November 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Would
Awwww nuts
Ooh the clock in my car is gonna be right again tomorrow!
November 4, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Awwww nuts
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
November 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Anubis: [about to put my heart on the scale]
Me: Come on, big money big money, no Whammies!
Anubis: [sighs, tosses my heart over his shoulder into trashcan]
Me: Come on, big money big money, no Whammies!
Anubis: [sighs, tosses my heart over his shoulder into trashcan]
November 1, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Anubis: [about to put my heart on the scale]
Me: Come on, big money big money, no Whammies!
Anubis: [sighs, tosses my heart over his shoulder into trashcan]
Me: Come on, big money big money, no Whammies!
Anubis: [sighs, tosses my heart over his shoulder into trashcan]
Not sure how it's possible to see stories like this without going absolutely ape shit with rage. I need to take a walk
Another Texas miscarriage horror story: doctors turned her away three times before she died in agony.
www.propublica.org/article/neva...
www.propublica.org/article/neva...
A Pregnant Teenager Died After Trying to Get Care in Three Visits to Texas Emergency Rooms
It took three ER visits and 20 hours before a hospital admitted Nevaeh Crain, 18, as her condition worsened. Doctors insisted on two ultrasounds to confirm “fetal demise.” She’s one of at least two Te...
www.propublica.org
November 1, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Not sure how it's possible to see stories like this without going absolutely ape shit with rage. I need to take a walk
You may not like it, but this is what perfect use of a dog bed looks like.
October 31, 2024 at 2:11 AM
You may not like it, but this is what perfect use of a dog bed looks like.
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reposting this iconic @joshmlabelle.bsky.social tweet over here because it came up today
October 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
reposting this iconic @joshmlabelle.bsky.social tweet over here because it came up today
Shoulda got my shit together and been Sleve McDichael or Bobson Dugnutt for Halloween this year
October 29, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Shoulda got my shit together and been Sleve McDichael or Bobson Dugnutt for Halloween this year
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I feel bad for photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
October 28, 2024 at 10:52 AM
I feel bad for photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
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This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
October 27, 2024 at 7:45 PM
This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen
Me: [Singing along to music]
8 year old: Dad, next time these guys come to town will you take me to their concert?
Me: I'm sorry bud, Supertramp is from the 70s I don't think they tour anymore
8 year old: Dad, next time these guys come to town will you take me to their concert?
Me: I'm sorry bud, Supertramp is from the 70s I don't think they tour anymore
October 26, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Me: [Singing along to music]
8 year old: Dad, next time these guys come to town will you take me to their concert?
Me: I'm sorry bud, Supertramp is from the 70s I don't think they tour anymore
8 year old: Dad, next time these guys come to town will you take me to their concert?
Me: I'm sorry bud, Supertramp is from the 70s I don't think they tour anymore
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Therapy? Sorry this is late stage capitalism, we solve emotional issues with fried chicken.
October 26, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Therapy? Sorry this is late stage capitalism, we solve emotional issues with fried chicken.
I have a joke about game development but it... wait what... awww come on! I dunno it was working on my machine.
I have a joke about game development but the punchline got cut for scope
I have a joke about game development, but we're busy iterating on it.
October 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I have a joke about game development but it... wait what... awww come on! I dunno it was working on my machine.
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goodness heavens jaedyn shaw
October 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
goodness heavens jaedyn shaw
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EVIL GAMEDEV ADVICE: expand the scope. more items. your first game should be a 40 hour rpg. dont forget to expand the scope. don't ask for help. create a discord server. there should be 63 unique classes in your rpg. no fishing game. don't forget to expand the scope.
October 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
EVIL GAMEDEV ADVICE: expand the scope. more items. your first game should be a 40 hour rpg. dont forget to expand the scope. don't ask for help. create a discord server. there should be 63 unique classes in your rpg. no fishing game. don't forget to expand the scope.
Not to be dramatic, but hugging this sheep would fix all of my problems, even the problems I don't know about
October 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Not to be dramatic, but hugging this sheep would fix all of my problems, even the problems I don't know about
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highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone
July 8, 2023 at 7:17 PM
highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone
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I need Trump to have the kind of Generals who keep losing to the Harlem Globetrotters
October 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I need Trump to have the kind of Generals who keep losing to the Harlem Globetrotters
You attempt to cross the street, but some malign force prevents you from moving. Again, a booming voice inside your own skull, YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH
October 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
You attempt to cross the street, but some malign force prevents you from moving. Again, a booming voice inside your own skull, YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH
None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm listening to "Back 4U" by Jurassic 5 in my headphones
None of the other parents know I'm listening to "Danger (been so long)" by Mystikal in my headphones, but only because I am exercising incredible willpower and not "Danger!"-ing outloud.
None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm istening to "Why do you only call me when you're high?" by the Arctic Monkeys in my headphones.
October 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm listening to "Back 4U" by Jurassic 5 in my headphones
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By request, an isolated and HQ copy of one of the greatest calls in history
OH NO
OH NO
October 20, 2024 at 4:22 AM
By request, an isolated and HQ copy of one of the greatest calls in history
OH NO
OH NO
Honestly shocked this came across my timeline from a source other than @fat4all.bsky.social who I think may instabuy this
October 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Honestly shocked this came across my timeline from a source other than @fat4all.bsky.social who I think may instabuy this