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Felix Munch
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[Felix's tail swishes left and right very slowly.]

N-No! I-I... Eurrghh.. I um... H-Hey! I-I'm not flirting! Or trying to flatter you!

[The cat's basically melting face, and his nonstop blushing proves otherwise.]

[+]
July 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Felix Munch
// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??
July 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
W-What?! I'm not flirting with anyone-!!

[Felix slowly puts his paw on the table, tapping against it.]

I guess... I-I've been told I'm quite nervous... F-For a while.

... Is it really flirting if I just told you, you look nice?
July 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
" N-No! Ugh... F-Fine, I'll be less judgemental from now on! "

[Felix drinks a bit more, looking at Patches.]

" I-I guess I-I like your style? A-And hair... A-And warm paws... "

[He trails off, shaking his head.]

" Y-Y-You're nice, is a-all i mean! "
June 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
" A-And s-so? W-We b-barely know e-each other yet! "

[Felix sighs, drinking a little bit more of his Vanilla milkshake.]

" J-Just... T-T-Thanks for the d-drink, t-that's one of the kind things you did... "

[His stuttering grows heavier, he's probably gonna have a heart attack soon.]
June 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
[Felix quickly shoots back and starts shaking a little as he looks at Patches, he's starting to crumble like a cookie...]

" Y-Y-You k-know I-I d-don't run away with peoples money! T-That's absurd! "

" A-A-And I'm not humoring a-anyone! L-Let alone a d-dog w-with such tactics... "
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[Felix starts drinking gently, cleaning his lips after he got enough.]

" I-I just f-feel like I'm ruining y-your day by being here and I s-should just... L-Leave. "

[He seems to tense up after that confession.]

" I-It's no-nothing to do with you! W-Well, m-maybe a little b-but-- "
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
" O-Okay... Could you get o-one of those for me? "

[Felix takes his chair a bit further from Patches. He seems visibly upset that this is all probably going to hell and not gonna end how he wants it to.]

[... He seems to prefer to be quiet until his drink arrives as he stares away.]
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
" I-I don't have a dollar! N-not even a cent in these pockets.. N-No sir! "

[Felix walks after Patches as they arrive to their little date spot. He looks up and down at Patches, probably thinking he was gonna get murdered after he walked inside, so he shakingly walks in...]

[+]
Oh, I'm paying for you now, am I?

[ Patches scoffs, rolling his eyes. ]

.. Ugh, fine, I suppose it would be courteous of me.

[ As he walked he couldn't help but wonder why the hell he was doing any of this. What could this pathetic runt possibly have that was stopping him from leaving? ]

[+]
" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? "

[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]

" Euurrghh... "

[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
June 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
" I-It's not like I-I usually touch dogs paws... "

[Felix has a million thoughts as well, most of them messing up his mind and paralysing his entire brain.]

[Trying to keep it cool, he follows Patches, still holding his paw... Firmly, he's never had an experience like this before...]

[+]
And, I was offering to help you up, not to have you hold my paw like I'm your mother.

[ Even with that, he makes no move to stop him, beginning to lead the two across town to the nearby milkshake shop. ]
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
[Felix writes in the most rough, violent writing a cat or dog could see, writing 'That evil twink shall pay' 10 times.]
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by Felix Munch
A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris!

Dark themes ahead.

Likes + reposts appreciated!

More info below.
June 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by Felix Munch
"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦."

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
June 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
[He looks up at Patches, he blushes... He is. Genuinely starting to malfunction as we speak, he quickly holds Patches paws...]

" Y-You're the boss! "

[If Felix was really himself in the moment, he'd say 'excuse my manners' after grabbing Patches paw in a second.]

" Y-You're... Warm... "
[ He closes his eyes, taking a deep breath before finally standing up. ]

.. There's a place where we can get food not too far from here.

[ He turns around to face Felix, offering a paw out to the smaller cat. ]

Shall we?
[He nods quickly, mumbling sorry... Like first time.]

" I-I know... T-That was bad of me... "

[Felix taps his own knees quietly, he slowly rolls down and lays down, looking at the skies and losing himself before shaking himself to reality.]

" I-I'm k-kind of hungry... A-And bored... "
June 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
// i have to come out and say this but I might be abandoning all the PA accs I have, I honestly have no interest in roleplaying as these characters as it gets boring often if you have no motivation, that goes for @thebaseballdog.bsky.social, @afelineoratiger.bsky.social and this acc might go poof
June 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
[He nods quickly, mumbling sorry... Like first time.]

" I-I know... T-That was bad of me... "

[Felix taps his own knees quietly, he slowly rolls down and lays down, looking at the skies and losing himself before shaking himself to reality.]

" I-I'm k-kind of hungry... A-And bored... "
[ He just glares down at Felix before letting out a sigh of exasperation, his voice taking on a softer tone. ]

It's.. fine.

I'm just not exactly.. accustomed to sudden physical contact.

[ He tries his best to steel his nerves-- and he's certainly too high strung to even think about apologizing. ]
" A-AAH! W-WHUH-- "

[Felix starts shaking uncontrollably, sobbing a little as he jumps back in a second, breathing quickly.]

" I-I d-didn't w-want to! P-Please f-forgive me! "

[He covers his face in case of any danger.]

" S-Sorry... "

[Felix tugs on his collar, too tense to operate properly.]
June 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
" A-AAH! W-WHUH-- "

[Felix starts shaking uncontrollably, sobbing a little as he jumps back in a second, breathing quickly.]

" I-I d-didn't w-want to! P-Please f-forgive me! "

[He covers his face in case of any danger.]

" S-Sorry... "

[Felix tugs on his collar, too tense to operate properly.]
[ Patches' eyes widen, and he hurriedly yanks his paw free from Felix's grasp. ]

W-Who said that you could touch me?!

[ Unfortunately for him, his question comes out much more flustered than he would of liked, the red on his face doing a very poor job of helping him appear threatening. ]
[Felix blushes even more, slowly he goes to grab Patches paw, keeping a soft, sloppy grip on your paw...]

G-Good! I-I knew you could be nice!

[Felix is basically melting right now, fixing his comfy shirt to pass the time instead of suffering from embarassment.]

S-So... W-What now?
June 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Felix Munch
♫ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙏

Cool Kid Cody is now here!
June 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
[Felix blushes even more, slowly he goes to grab Patches paw, keeping a soft, sloppy grip on your paw...]

G-Good! I-I knew you could be nice!

[Felix is basically melting right now, fixing his comfy shirt to pass the time instead of suffering from embarassment.]

S-So... W-What now?
[ Patches face flushes lightly, and he promptly sits up straight. Were he not so currently embarrassed he likely would've even been a little proud of Felix. ]

.. I see.

I suppose we're friends then, yes.
A-At least, I hope we're friends... I-If not, that's fine too.

[He tries to search for the gifts he gave Patches, confused... If they were just 'fine,' where was it?]

W-Well, i-if you didn't like it, d-did you leave some? I-I can make some more myself!
June 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
// ANOTHER post but GO follow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social i think its one of my neater accs 😓
June 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
N-No! W-Well, y-you might give me the creeps s-sometimes, but I know t-there's a real nice d-dog hiding b-behind all of that...

[Felix blushes, slowly pulling his head closer to Patches. He seems rather... comfortable. Somehow... But it makes sense, even though Patches is kind of a menace.]

[+]
[ His eyes narrow as his smirk grows wider, leaning down so that he's eye level with Felix. ]

And you're sure that I don't scare you?
May 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
R-Right! I-It's just a h-hangout... I needed a little company...

[Felix tries his best to not look at Patches, but can't help but look at him rapidly then staring back at the ground.]

S-So, w-what did you think of the s-snacks?

[He points to the gift he gave Patches.]

[+]
[ He smirks, content with having surprised Felix, even if only for a moment. ]

You have my apologies.

[ He takes a seat next to Felix, glancing over at the other with a tilt of his head. ]

An "encounter", is it? Do you care to elaborate?
[Felix just gently throws the book up and closes it, sweating slightly.]

S-Sorry! Y-You caught me off guard...

[He taps a spot close to him, the place looked awfully comfy.]

N-Not too important! J-Just a little.. encounter, is all... I-I'm glad you showed up, Patch.. P-Patches!
May 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM